Hee hee hee.
There, there! Just anywhere but me trying to dance.
Good exercise, especially the various dancing video games, when it’s way too muddy to exercise outside, but if I ever had to do it in front of anyone, I’d probably die of embarrassment.
Uhuh. From your observed behavior we can extrapolate a high probability of a similar outcome should you ever attempt to simulate actual adult conservative thought patterns in public as well.
Meanwhile, (D)er Trumpenflipper's behavior, also on the public record...
...is clearly NOT conservative, either; and, unsurprisingly, you're obviously OK with that.