>>but if I ever had to do it in front of anyone, I’d probably die of embarrassment.
Uhuh. From your observed behavior we can extrapolate a high probability of a similar outcome should you ever attempt to simulate actual adult conservative thought patterns in public as well.
Meanwhile, (D)er Trumpenflipper's behavior, also on the public record...
...is clearly NOT conservative, either; and, unsurprisingly, you're obviously OK with that.
FIVE! FIVE UNREAD POSTS! AH HAH HAH HAH.
Yes, yeeesssss. Keep on posting stupid pictures! Bring yourself down to my level! Reveal to the entire... THREE people currently on the thread that you are an immature whinger who just can’t STAND anyone taunting him!
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