Breaking: Fox News Hires Keith Olbermann

alanburkhart.com ^ | 01.22.11 | Alan Burkhart

[neverhome]

Breaking: Fox News Hires Keith Olbermann

After careful consideration of his qualifications, Fox News has hired Keith Olbermann.

[ETL]

nwrep = new world record (for) erased posts

[mountn man]

Impossible.
At Fox you need to pass a drug screen and mental health examination

How do you explain Whoraldo?

[neverhome]

beandog wrote: I was more referring to the drug screen and mental health evaluation. I’m pretty sure Colmes couldn’t pass at least one of those. :)

Colmes is a smart guy, but he's warped politically. Then again, I guess being warped is a requirement for being a liberal.

[Mobties]

Garbage is his bread and butter.

[mountn man]

I actually have no idea if Fox news drug tests their talent, but I know for sure if MSNBC did, there would be no employees

We're talking about Olberman here. NOBODY has ever accused Olberman of having any talent.

[Windflier]

That's "Sanitary Engineer", thank you very much.

Oh, hell no. Keith is definitely not qualified to be an engineer!

I'm gonna write a stern letter to the HR Director about this! LOL

[ReleaseTheHounds]

They already did with Alan Colmes... Now at Fox Radio, Alan’s got the safest job in all of America. I’m sure Fox could care less what the ratings are.

[neverhome]

nutmeg wrote:
ROTFL!
Man, your headline made my blood pressure go thru the roof, though... ;-D

I figured I'd get a rise from a few folks. I emailed it to an editor friend of mine with the same "headline" and almost gave her a heart attack.

[Logic n' Reason]

I believe Mr. Olberman (real name: abdul reman noodle) is an undocumented alien. He asserts he was born in Hawaii "like his hero"!

Does anyone have a copy of his US birth certificate??

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Egad!
You had me going there for a minute!
LOL

[Utah Binger]

No, No, his real name is Ah Ben Yachonoff. Middle easterner.

[bigheadfred]

Teehee. They could have left at least one.

But setting 2 world records in one shot is simply OUTSTANDING!

[neverhome]

Logic n' Reason wrote:
I believe Mr. Olberman (real name: abdul reman noodle) is an undocumented alien. He asserts he was born in Hawaii "like his hero"!
Does anyone have a copy of his US birth certificate??

I don't think it applies to Olby. Some guy from MSNBC found him one day while hunting 'shrooms and just pulled him up.

[Salamander]

Nuts...what did the posts say??

[Logic n' Reason]

I don't think it applies to Olby. Some guy from MSNBC found him one day while hunting 'shrooms and just pulled him up

NO doubt out of a very dark and smelly place!!

May the camel of sodden treasures fart into his sleeping bag!!

[beandog]

It said “LOL” many times. :)

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They could have left at least one.

Yes, the poster seems to be a good guy. He has a ping list for exposing commie radicals on college campuses.

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what did the [deleted] posts say??

Simply "LOL". He must have fallen asleep while hitting the POST button.

[neverhome]

Earthdweller wrote: Funniest post of the month..maybe the season!

Glad you like it. I was snickering and giggling the whole time I was putting it together. Too much fun.

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It said “LOL” many times. :)

Each of the 16 posts was identical with a single "LOL" on each. They were sent nearly simultaneously.