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Breaking: Fox News Hires Keith Olbermann
alanburkhart.com ^ | 01.22.11 | Alan Burkhart

Posted on 01/22/2011 4:43:22 PM PST by neverhome

Breaking: Fox News Hires Keith Olbermann

After careful consideration of his qualifications, Fox News has hired Keith Olbermann.



TOPICS: Breaking News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: braking; captainqueef; chat; chitchat; fox; gotcha; humor; news; notbreakingnews; olbermann; spartansixdelta; stupid; vanity; wasteoftime; whyisthisinbreaking; wob
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To: bigheadfred

nwrep = new world record (for) erased posts


61 posted on 01/22/2011 5:06:46 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Popman
Impossible.
At Fox you need to pass a drug screen and mental health examination

How do you explain Whoraldo?

62 posted on 01/22/2011 5:08:01 PM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: beandog
beandog wrote: I was more referring to the drug screen and mental health evaluation. I’m pretty sure Colmes couldn’t pass at least one of those. :)

Colmes is a smart guy, but he's warped politically. Then again, I guess being warped is a requirement for being a liberal.

63 posted on 01/22/2011 5:12:21 PM PST by neverhome (Everyone shut up until AFTER I have my coffee)
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To: neverhome

Garbage is his bread and butter.


64 posted on 01/22/2011 5:13:35 PM PST by Mobties (Let the markets work! Reduce the government footprint!)
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To: Popman
I actually have no idea if Fox news drug tests their talent, but I know for sure if MSNBC did, there would be no employees

We're talking about Olberman here. NOBODY has ever accused Olberman of having any talent.

65 posted on 01/22/2011 5:14:05 PM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: Pan_Yan
That's "Sanitary Engineer", thank you very much.

Oh, hell no. Keith is definitely not qualified to be an engineer!

I'm gonna write a stern letter to the HR Director about this! LOL

66 posted on 01/22/2011 5:14:50 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: proxy_user

They already did with Alan Colmes... Now at Fox Radio, Alan’s got the safest job in all of America. I’m sure Fox could care less what the ratings are.


67 posted on 01/22/2011 5:15:24 PM PST by ReleaseTheHounds ("The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." M. Thatcher)
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To: nutmeg
nutmeg wrote:
ROTFL!
Man, your headline made my blood pressure go thru the roof, though...
;-D

I figured I'd get a rise from a few folks. I emailed it to an editor friend of mine with the same "headline" and almost gave her a heart attack.

68 posted on 01/22/2011 5:16:17 PM PST by neverhome (Everyone shut up until AFTER I have my coffee)
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To: Red Steel
I believe Mr. Olberman (real name: abdul reman noodle) is an undocumented alien. He asserts he was born in Hawaii "like his hero"!

Does anyone have a copy of his US birth certificate??

69 posted on 01/22/2011 5:16:19 PM PST by Logic n' Reason ("Don't start coloring until you know where the lines go.")
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To: neverhome

Egad!
You had me going there for a minute!
LOL


70 posted on 01/22/2011 5:17:54 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: Logic n' Reason

No, No, his real name is Ah Ben Yachonoff. Middle easterner.


71 posted on 01/22/2011 5:19:48 PM PST by Utah Binger (Southern Utah where the world comes to see America)
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To: ETL; nwrep

Teehee. They could have left at least one.

But setting 2 world records in one shot is simply OUTSTANDING!


72 posted on 01/22/2011 5:21:26 PM PST by bigheadfred (As a rapturous voice escapes I will tremble a prayer and I'll ask for forgiveness)
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To: Logic n' Reason
Logic n' Reason wrote:
I believe Mr. Olberman (real name: abdul reman noodle) is an undocumented alien. He asserts he was born in Hawaii "like his hero"!
Does anyone have a copy of his US birth certificate??

I don't think it applies to Olby. Some guy from MSNBC found him one day while hunting 'shrooms and just pulled him up.

73 posted on 01/22/2011 5:21:58 PM PST by neverhome (Everyone shut up until AFTER I have my coffee)
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To: bigheadfred

Nuts...what did the posts say??


74 posted on 01/22/2011 5:25:10 PM PST by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: neverhome
I don't think it applies to Olby. Some guy from MSNBC found him one day while hunting 'shrooms and just pulled him up

NO doubt out of a very dark and smelly place!!

May the camel of sodden treasures fart into his sleeping bag!!

75 posted on 01/22/2011 5:25:11 PM PST by Logic n' Reason ("Don't start coloring until you know where the lines go.")
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To: Salamander

It said “LOL” many times. :)


76 posted on 01/22/2011 5:26:22 PM PST by beandog
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To: bigheadfred
They could have left at least one.

Yes, the poster seems to be a good guy. He has a ping list for exposing commie radicals on college campuses.

77 posted on 01/22/2011 5:27:47 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Salamander
what did the [deleted] posts say??

Simply "LOL". He must have fallen asleep while hitting the POST button.

78 posted on 01/22/2011 5:30:17 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Earthdweller
Earthdweller wrote: Funniest post of the month..maybe the season!

Glad you like it. I was snickering and giggling the whole time I was putting it together. Too much fun.

79 posted on 01/22/2011 5:31:32 PM PST by neverhome (Everyone shut up until AFTER I have my coffee)
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To: beandog; Salamander
It said “LOL” many times. :)

Each of the 16 posts was identical with a single "LOL" on each. They were sent nearly simultaneously.

80 posted on 01/22/2011 5:33:05 PM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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