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Breaking: Fox News Hires Keith Olbermann
alanburkhart.com ^ | 01.22.11 | Alan Burkhart

Posted on 01/22/2011 4:43:22 PM PST by neverhome

Breaking: Fox News Hires Keith Olbermann

After careful consideration of his qualifications, Fox News has hired Keith Olbermann.



TOPICS: Breaking News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: braking; captainqueef; chat; chitchat; fox; gotcha; humor; news; notbreakingnews; olbermann; spartansixdelta; stupid; vanity; wasteoftime; whyisthisinbreaking; wob
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To: digger48

I’ll take your word for it....


121 posted on 01/22/2011 6:27:42 PM PST by Red Badger (Whenever these vermin call you an 'idiot', you can be sure that you are doing something right.)
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To: George from New England

Olberdork posted 15 times?


122 posted on 01/22/2011 6:28:37 PM PST by crz
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To: RaceBannon; All

123 posted on 01/22/2011 6:29:38 PM PST by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: neverhome

you got me


124 posted on 01/22/2011 6:31:56 PM PST by jern
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To: neverhome; All

Your Donations To FR Are Helping To Create
Embarassing MSM Moments Like This!!

125 posted on 01/22/2011 6:33:57 PM PST by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: neverhome

New slogan:

Fair and Unbalanced


126 posted on 01/22/2011 6:34:14 PM PST by UnwashedPeasant (Don't nuke me, bro)
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To: neverhome

I almost knocked over my glass of wine when I saw this headline! It was an hour or two before I would even click into the post, it was so depressing. Glad that I did and found out it was an April Fool’s joke! Now I can sleep tonight.


127 posted on 01/22/2011 6:34:36 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: cableguymn

7 million and a pallet of depends was his price.

He poops in his pants and still can’t drive a car,ever since his brain trauma.

In August 1980, he suffered a head injury while “leaping” onto the NYC subway


128 posted on 01/22/2011 6:35:14 PM PST by NoLibZone (Five time DNC backed candidate Fred Phelps: "God sent the shooter".)
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To: neverhome

You had me going for a second


129 posted on 01/22/2011 6:36:17 PM PST by NCBraveheart ("oderint dum metuant"........Let them hate, as long as they fear.)
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To: neverhome

I downed my entire glass of wine waiting for the page to load!

Very good. I really want to see posts 2 - 15. They were probably hysterical in every sense of the word!


130 posted on 01/22/2011 6:37:35 PM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: neverhome
Well it seems that janitor thing was a little too much for Keithy-poo to manage, so they found something a little more up his alley

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131 posted on 01/22/2011 6:38:54 PM PST by NWFLConservative
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To: NautiNurse

Spot on! NautiNurse for the win!


132 posted on 01/22/2011 6:40:35 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: maine-iac7

‘.. I had to run and get an aspirin to chew at what I thought was an oncoming heart attack when I read that headline!...’

lol. I had the same reaction...


133 posted on 01/22/2011 6:41:15 PM PST by 4integrity
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To: mountn man
Impossible. At Fox you need to pass a drug screen and mental health examination.

How do you explain Whoraldo?


Given his eternal defense of illegal aliens, I'm guessing he slipped into the FOX building one day and started working. An "undocumented anchor".
134 posted on 01/22/2011 6:42:09 PM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: neverhome

Olbermann is an actor, in his next role he’ll play a conservative host$$$$$.


135 posted on 01/22/2011 6:44:15 PM PST by Ocarterma (formerly Obushma: Because he's way past Bush---he's Carter now!)
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To: ETL

LOL spam?.....;-D


136 posted on 01/22/2011 6:44:24 PM PST by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: ETL

Or passed out face-down on the “enter” key...;D


137 posted on 01/22/2011 6:45:41 PM PST by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: neverhome

The hair dye is seeping into his brain.


138 posted on 01/22/2011 6:47:03 PM PST by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: neverhome; nwrep; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; ...
The timing would have better if this were April 1st, but I couldn't help myself. :-)

10 Int. LISTER'S quarters.

LISTER is blowing a large bubble with bubble gum. Once he's satisfied, he holds up a spanner and ruler to measure it, then pulls the gum out his mouth with the bubble intact and still attached.

LISTER: Ten and three-quarter centimeters! Plus five for not breaking and that is a big, big score! The Brown's are going to have to do something quite sensational with their last bubble. Quite clearly. (Puts new gum in his mouth.)

HOLLY: Busy, Dave?

LISTER spits his gum across the room in surprise.

LISTER: Well, yeah, I am, actually! HOLLY: Oh. Then you won't want to know about the two super-lightspeed fighters that are tracking us.
LISTER: What?! .
HOLLY: I'll leave you to your bubble blowing, mate. .
LISTER: No, Holly. Hol. Come on. .
HOLLY: They're from Earth. .
LISTER: That's three million years away. .
HOLLY: They're from the NorWEB Federation. .
LISTER: What's that? .
HOLLY: NorthWestern Electricity Board. They want you, Dave. .
LISTER: Me? Why? What for? .
HOLLY: For your crimes against humanity. .
LISTER: You what?! .
HOLLY: Seems when you left Earth, three million years ago, you left two half-eaten German sausages on a plate in your kitchen. .
LISTER: Did I? .
HOLLY: You know what happens to sausages left unattended for three million years? .
LISTER: Yeah, they go mouldy. .
HOLLY: Your sausages, Dave, now cover seven-eighths of the Earth's surface. Also, you left seventeen pounds, fifty pence in your bank account. Thanks to compound interest you now own 98% of all the. world's wealth. And because you hoarded it for three million years, nobody's got any money except for you and NorWEB. .
LISTER: Why NorWEB? .
HOLLY: You left a light on in the bathroom. I've got a final demand here for one hundred and eighty billion pounds. .
LISTER: A hundred and eighty billion pounds?!! You're kidding! .
HOLLY: (Wearing a Grouch-Marx glasses-nose-and-moustache) April Fool. .
LISTER: But it's not April! .
HOLLY: Yeah, I know. But I can't be waiting six months with a red-hot jape like that underneath me hat. .
LISTER: So you just made it all up, then? .
HOLLY: Yeah. Bit of excitement for a while, wasn't it? You can't beat a good wheeze. Huhu! .

139 posted on 01/22/2011 6:48:01 PM PST by null and void (We are now in day 732 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: neverhome

He’s better at making messes than at cleaning them up.


140 posted on 01/22/2011 6:52:58 PM PST by VRWCmember (Veritas vos Liberabit)
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