Posted on 10/08/2010 12:15:25 PM PDT by Pride_of_the_Bluegrass
Today in Rabbis Say the Darndest Things, Ari Schvat ruled that female Mossad agents may engage in “honey-pot sex”—I had never heard the phrase before either—as part of their missions. Which is to say, they can sleep with men as part of their espionage. Among other things, Schvat cited Biblical precedent: Esther slept with the Persian king to save the Jews (though weren’t they married anyway?), and apparently Yael slept with the enemy of her husband in order to tire him out so that his head could be more easily chopped off (Book of Judges, yo).
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*Besides, he could get his bickle cut off.*
Pretty sure this was meant to be for female spies, but thanks for playing.
Why isn’t the mohel wearing a yarmulke?
Of course it was for female spies, but its just as ludicrous in their case. Female Jewish spy joins harem, gets pregnant 3 times, has 3 children before coming home without info? LOL.
This article is designed to get Muslims even more distrustful of their women, A master stroke of psych war.
Interesting how people are so easily had.
You tell him.
Very close.
I think the term is “honey trap”.
Hey, just looking for loopholes!
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Foxy Mossad gals can spy on me anytime. In fact I think they should, I’m planning some very Muslim things and they need to investigate. I think I put the plans for my rocket in my pants. If they don’t stop my rocket I will launch it. Don’t worry no explosives, it will just cause a barrage of terrible “Rabbi walked into a bar” jokes.
Pray that Helen Thomas never has critical information.
What if the target is a woman who plays for the other team?
I like that Rabbi!!!
I did hear the story that JFK gave her the clap and the subsequent reproductive problems she had. No surprise here. I’ll PM you what I was told was the real reason the old man had Rosemary lobotomized was.
Chappaquiddick: If Fat Boy’s last name wasn’t Kennedy (or a relative of), he’d still be rotting in a cement cube with bars.
“Whom Are You Rooting Against The Most This November?” Any Rat and RINO. Bwaney losing would be a sweet symphony marking the defeat of a horrid life form that was allowed to saddle this nation with putrid legislation and overt corruption.
It would be nice if Christine O’Donnell won in Delaware. It would be great to have a real cutie in the Senate.
And actually Christmas did come really early this year: Scott Brown won “the Kennedy Seat”. Granted he’s a RINO, but, Fat Boy’s “seat” going to anyone with an “R” next to their name was SWEET!!!
Bribe her with WNBA tickets?
“What if the target is a woman who plays for the other team?”
It’s the basic premises that lesser mitzvahs may be violated to fulfil greater ones, esp. saving of a human life.
So if, say, a Jewish lady had to sleep with Hillary or the current First Big Foot to save lives in Israel, then it would be fine.
Same with eating whatever to live.
Or driving someone to the hospital on Yom Kippur. Whatever it takes.
Thomas knows who really killed Kennedy.
And she knows who really killed LINCOLN! ;) She covered both administrations.
I don’t think anyone wants the info badly enough to want uh pry it out of her.
In fairness, she did a great job covering the French and Indian War.
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