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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
Free Republic ^ | Oct 8 2009 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz

I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.

The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; vanity
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
Michelle's boob belts becoming this Holiday 'must buy'...

221 posted on 10/09/2009 8:00:08 AM PDT by Stand Watch Listen ("All that's necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.")
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To: PennsylvaniaMom

“Miss Comgentiality” LOL! I give you the prize!

He got the “I’m NOT Bush Award”!


222 posted on 10/09/2009 8:00:29 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Lazamataz

.......choosing Helen Thomas Playmate of the Year.


223 posted on 10/09/2009 8:02:17 AM PDT by S.O.S121.500 (That Kenyan bastard is not my president. ENFORCE the Bill of Rights.)
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To: S.O.S121.500

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!


224 posted on 10/09/2009 8:03:23 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

...awarding 2009 NFC ROOKIE OF THE YEAR honors to Rudy Carpenter, practice squad QB of the Dallas Cowboys. TODAY!


225 posted on 10/09/2009 8:07:24 AM PDT by Zman516 (socialists & muslims -- satan's useful idiots.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... Laz awarding me the first prize for his contest this late in the thread...


226 posted on 10/09/2009 8:07:30 AM PDT by laker_dad
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To: Lazamataz

is like awarding a Junior Senator the presidency for voting present


227 posted on 10/09/2009 8:07:49 AM PDT by vwbug
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To: laker_dad

YOU WIN!!!!!


228 posted on 10/09/2009 8:08:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: dblshot

You win.......LOL


229 posted on 10/09/2009 8:08:43 AM PDT by Lucretia Borgia (Never bring a knife to a gun battle. Never bring a community organizer to lead your army.)
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To: Lazamataz
"Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."

Putting Michelle at the top of the best-dressed list.
230 posted on 10/09/2009 8:09:08 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: vwbug; Lazmataz

LOL...(snort)...

Glenn Beck just said its ‘his participation award.’


231 posted on 10/09/2009 8:09:47 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Mmm, mmm, mmm.)
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To: dangus

LOL!


232 posted on 10/09/2009 8:14:56 AM PDT by paws_and_whiskers (Truth stands the test of time; lies are soon exposed. Prov. 12:19)
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To: Lazamataz
"Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."

"...electing him president of the United States."
233 posted on 10/09/2009 8:16:02 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE....

giving Helen Thomas the Miss America Crown.


234 posted on 10/09/2009 8:18:52 AM PDT by Birch Barlow (The nine most terrifying words in English are, I'm from the govt and I'm here to help you.-Reagan)
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To: Lazamataz
YOU WIN!!!!!

Just wanted to see that posted one more time... Actually, just basking in your genius is reward enough for me...

235 posted on 10/09/2009 8:19:55 AM PDT by laker_dad
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To: Lazamataz
LOLROFLMAO!!!!!!

Obama awarded the 2009 Nobel Prize for Fail.

Cheers!

236 posted on 10/09/2009 8:23:25 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Electing a foreign national president of the United States.


237 posted on 10/09/2009 8:35:04 AM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead. Bonus tag line: FAIL 246, Obama 0)
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To: Lazamataz

Awarding Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...the Michelin Guide awarding 3 stars to your local Burger King.


238 posted on 10/09/2009 8:35:09 AM PDT by Rainbow Rising (Will the new government healthcare plan cover Obama fatigue?)
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To: Tennessee Nana; AuntB; TADSLOS; raybbr; Kimberly GG

BARACK OBAMA AWARDED THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE b/c he designed a healthcare plan that kills off granny, and gives all her health and SS benefits to illegal aliens.


239 posted on 10/09/2009 8:45:02 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Crowning Helen Thomas as Miss Universe.
240 posted on 10/09/2009 8:45:53 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO [the LIAR] has #1 spot in his sights.)
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