YOU WIN!!!!!
Just wanted to see that posted one more time... Actually, just basking in your genius is reward enough for me...
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... trying to use the hairdryer in the shower, in clear violation of the labeling.
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... scratching your foot when your head itches
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE... running around with an open mason jar, trying to catch some hope because Obama has taken your last dime