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Global Warming Will Save America from the Right...Eventually
baltimorechronical.com ^ | 12/22/07 | Dave Lindorff

Posted on 12/26/2007 5:36:29 PM PST by melt

Say what you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of global heating and polar melting accelerates. There is a silver lining.

Look at a map of the US.

The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina. While the northeast will also see some coastal flooding, its geography is such that that aside from a few projecting sandbars like Long Island and Cape Cod, the land rises fairly quickly to well above sea level. Sure, Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be threatened, but these are geographically confined areas that could lend themselves to protection by Dutch-style dikes. The West Coast too tends to rise rapidly to well above sea level in most places. Only down in Southern California towards the San Diego area is the ground closer to sea level.

So what we see is that huge swaths of conservative America are set to face a biblical deluge in a few more presidential cycles.

Then there’s the matter of the Midwest, which climate experts say is likely to face a permanent condition of unprecedented drought, making the place largely unlivable, and certainly unfarmable. The agribusinesses and conservative farmers that have been growing corn and wheat may be able to stretch out this doomsday scenario by deep well drilling, but west of the Mississippi, the vast Ogallala Aquifer that has allowed for such irrigation is already being tapped out. It will not be replaced.

So again, we will see the decline and depopulation...

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: agw; algore; cult; drowning; elections; globalwarming; hoax; moonbat; omnicidefantasy; stuckonstupid; tolerantleft; whinyliberalpuke; yeahright
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To: melt
So what we see is that huge swaths of conservative America are set to face a biblical deluge in a few more presidential cycles.

He is delusional. There is zero evidence to support such a theory. Not even a single centimeter.

81 posted on 12/26/2007 7:50:59 PM PST by montag813
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To: melt
Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be threatened, but these are geographically confined areas that could lend themselves to protection by Dutch-style dikes.

Riiiiight.

Built by the same people that built Boston's Big Dig and New Orleans levees?

Hope you guys can hold yer breathe cuz it worked real well for the Katrina refugees
82 posted on 12/26/2007 8:20:09 PM PST by RedMonqey
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To: Dr.Zoidberg

After all, they SAID they wanted a revolution. It might not be very groovy, though, huh. Far out, man.


83 posted on 12/26/2007 8:31:37 PM PST by Freedom4US
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To: melt

It’s amazing how many people are peddling this idiocy. Professional catastrophists used to get laughed at. Now, the media can’t get enough of them.


84 posted on 12/26/2007 8:49:22 PM PST by Antoninus (Republicans who support Rudy owe Bill Clinton an apology.)
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To: expatpat
They can move to Louisiana. There is an historical and cultural link.
85 posted on 12/26/2007 10:02:55 PM PST by Brad from Tennessee ("A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.")
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To: melt

We still have most of the guns.


86 posted on 12/26/2007 10:29:12 PM PST by SW6906 (6 things you can't have too much of: sex, money, firewood, horsepower, guns and ammunition.)
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To: melt

These are the same fools that think that animals are not smart enough to find new food and shelter. As if people in these places would just stand there, submerge in water. What do they think, that everyone is as dumb as liberal idiots in New Orleans?


87 posted on 12/26/2007 10:31:23 PM PST by Professional
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To: melt

Yet another totalitarian and would-be mass murderer emerges from the “green” movement. It is appalling that such nonsense should be printed in a so-called mainstream newspaper. This smelly old **** will be long gone before any of his inane prophecies are proven false, so he can yammer with impunity.


88 posted on 12/26/2007 10:46:13 PM PST by Steve_Seattle (|)
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To: SW6906

We’re on the same wavelength. : )


89 posted on 12/26/2007 10:54:53 PM PST by melt (Someday, they'll wish their Jihad... Jihadn't.)
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To: alwaysconservative
"Well, isn’t he just the “sensitive” one, blithely looking for the political silver lining in (his fantasy of) having millions of humans die so “his kind” can rule the country?"

You nailed it, which is why I refuse to call these people "liberals" - there is nothing "liberal" about their murderous, genocidal fantasies, or their totalitarian politics.
90 posted on 12/26/2007 10:58:23 PM PST by Steve_Seattle (|)
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To: expatpat
"wet dream"

True, but in a really perverse scenario it would be interesting to see millions of displaced conservatives take over previously lib strongholds and turn them into red-state type enclaves. Mandatory gun ownership, Christmas displays on public buildings, pink flamingoes on front lawns... the possibilities are intriguing.

91 posted on 12/27/2007 2:13:19 AM PST by driftless2
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To: melt
So really, here's another reason why the left should "embrace and love" global warming and not fear it.
92 posted on 12/27/2007 2:26:30 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: melt
Politics and environment? Bottom-center:


93 posted on 12/27/2007 3:07:47 AM PST by AliVeritas (ah, the sheer grace! in darkness and concealment, my house being now all stilled.)
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To: expatpat
The important thing is that we, on the higher ground both actually and figuratively...

He doesn't think too highly of himself, does he....

...when they begin their historic migration from their doomed regions, we not give them the keys to the city.

Why in the world would any SANE (read "non-liberal") person want the keys to what they left in the first place?

Keep the slums (I have a better word, but I fear posting it here....) you call "cities" for yourselves. WE don't want them....

They certainly should be offered assistance in their time of need...

...lest we be called heartless or uncompassionate...

but we need to keep a firm grip on our political systems...

...like commies, nazis, and other political systems that have proved us to be wrong for centuries, but we still think WE can make them work....

What a TOOL!

The frightening thing is he may be a college prof....(he got the look)

94 posted on 12/27/2007 3:22:09 AM PST by dirtbiker (I'm a liberal's worst nightmare: a redneck with a pickup, a library card, and a conceal carry permit)
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To: melt

Notice the anti American scumbag’s slogan could be : If you can’t beat’em drown’em!


95 posted on 12/27/2007 4:40:42 AM PST by jmaroneps37 (Conservatives live in the truth. Liberals live in lies.)
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To: melt

And I thought I was going to read something that was going to change my mind, what a disappointment! Sigh, I guess I will have to continue living my days as a skeptic, at least until something far more convincing comes along.


96 posted on 12/27/2007 5:21:39 AM PST by marvlus
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To: Graybeard58
We here in Wisconsin are also setting records for snowfall in December.

It's amazing... these global warming supporters warn mankind that if we don't do something to cub emmissions of carbon gases, many will die, but now they are starting to say, that's ok as long as its those people we don't like.

Love that double standard.

97 posted on 12/27/2007 6:11:13 AM PST by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: melt

Another member of the “political party of tolerance”. As much of a misnomer as Dubya’s declaration that Islam is a “religion of peace”!


98 posted on 12/27/2007 7:42:19 AM PST by ssaftler (Which Al is more deadly: Al Qaeda or Al Gore?)
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To: melt

If stupid ever gets to $100 a barrel, I want the drilling rights to this guy’s head.


99 posted on 12/27/2007 7:47:02 AM PST by joebuck
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To: Hot Tabasco

OK, “lifetime of my two cats” His point of reference alone just cracks me up! What a tool. He could have said “lifetime of my two dogs”, or “during the seven year depreciation of my vehicle’s” or a lot of other more masculine things. But no, for this loony, it’s just crazy David and his cats.


100 posted on 12/27/2007 9:07:36 AM PST by DariusBane (Shock and Awe used to mean something! (Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Tokyo and Dresden))
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