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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006 | rk

Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns

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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:

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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Welcome to Free Republic.

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob


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No response yet, Jim.

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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.

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Sending.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

You signed up today to post this?

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max


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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

Go back to DU!

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol


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To: carol

DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???

Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!

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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.

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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

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No cats with machine guns?

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No sir.

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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?

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Nothing yet.

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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!


............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank


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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!

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Right, chief!

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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.

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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!

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Spork-weasel???

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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!

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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??

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I'm not sure, chief!

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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.

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Commence ZOT countdown!

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10, 9...

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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!

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8, 7, 6...

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5, 4, 3...

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2, 1...

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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator

Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke


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To: Admin Moderator

Props, dude!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub


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To: bub; Admin Moderator

Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev


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To: Admin Moderator; ALL


"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"

Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid


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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!

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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.

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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!

IBTZ!!!

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Anyone??

Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel




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To: Roscoe Karns
Did you ask for lightening bolts?
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161 posted on 07/28/2006 6:31:31 PM PDT by Fawn (BUILD A LONG TALL WALL)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Thanks Roscoe, well done, that's a keeper!


162 posted on 07/28/2006 6:32:21 PM PDT by Tiny
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To: MotleyGirl70

"Your post was dripping with sacrcasm. Some people wouldn't know sarcasm if came up and bit 'em in the arse."

Thanks I thought I was losing it. You should see the threatening emails I'm getting now.

Ah well, this is taking away from the work Roscoe put into his creative post. Entertaining stuff on a Friday night.


163 posted on 07/28/2006 6:33:12 PM PDT by driftdiver
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To: don-o

Gee I get credit for an attempt!! Coool


164 posted on 07/28/2006 6:35:21 PM PDT by driftdiver
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL!! That's fantastic. And so realistic.


165 posted on 07/28/2006 6:35:34 PM PDT by upchuck (Me wish for Democrats to die? No, I just want them to develop Tourette's Syndrome. ~American Quilter)
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To: proud_yank

I was thinking it was the tsunami machine.


166 posted on 07/28/2006 6:36:34 PM PDT by Straight Vermonter
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To: Roscoe Karns

What was the total memory on that thing....40 gigs?


167 posted on 07/28/2006 6:36:45 PM PDT by TET1968 (SI MINOR PLUS EST ERGO NIHIL SUNT OMNIA)
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To: victor hugo dog

Lots 'o Freeper lore over here ping :)


168 posted on 07/28/2006 6:36:48 PM PDT by upchuck (Me wish for Democrats to die? No, I just want them to develop Tourette's Syndrome. ~American Quilter)
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To: Roscoe Karns; SittinYonder
roflmao!!! Oh man, even the kids came in the room to see what I was laughing at!

Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.

169 posted on 07/28/2006 6:37:37 PM PDT by eyespysomething (How do I set a laser printer to stun?)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Even funnier than "Billy Jack Meets Cindy Sheehan" and "Helen Thomas Burns Rubber" and "Col. Klink Goes on Meet the Press"!!! Beautiful job, Roscoe. I'll think of Ralph whenever a troll is zotted.
170 posted on 07/28/2006 6:39:46 PM PDT by RedRover
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To: Roscoe Karns

Now, THAT was funny. You should send it over to DU. OOps, that's right--no sense of humor over there.


171 posted on 07/28/2006 6:40:21 PM PDT by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like what you say))
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To: driftdiver
You should see the threatening emails I'm getting now.

I don't doubt it.

Remember the people sending them and ignore them on any thread you see them on in the future.

So, ignore them and enjoy your Friday night! ;)

172 posted on 07/28/2006 6:41:55 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: freeangel; Roscoe Karns
The trolls at DU are busy with other......things.


173 posted on 07/28/2006 6:44:47 PM PDT by uglybiker (Don't blame me. I didn't make you stupid.)
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To: Admin Moderator

OMG! ROFLMAO! Ya'll's sense of humor is great.


174 posted on 07/28/2006 6:45:16 PM PDT by MagnoliaB
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To: driftdiver

Ignore the PEmail's and move on. The nights still young!


175 posted on 07/28/2006 6:45:39 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Straight Vermonter

Man, technology sure is amazing!


176 posted on 07/28/2006 6:47:44 PM PDT by proud_yank (If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until its free.)
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To: uglybiker; defconw

OMG!!! How did the camera take it? Photo shop?


177 posted on 07/28/2006 6:47:46 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi! Saddam)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Outstanding!!! Go Ralph!!!


178 posted on 07/28/2006 6:51:34 PM PDT by M1Tanker (Proven Daily: Modern "progressive" liberalism is just National Socialism without the "twisted cross")
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To: Admin Moderator

Please add a link to this post on your homepage! An instant classic that we can refer to when asked, "What is a ZOT?" Thanks!


179 posted on 07/28/2006 6:58:28 PM PDT by DocRock
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To: cibco

Panavision.


180 posted on 07/28/2006 7:00:18 PM PDT by uglybiker (Don't blame me. I didn't make you stupid.)
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