Posted on 01/04/2006 2:56:33 PM PST by misterrob
You want to know the truth? Guys lie -- occasionally, compulsively, desperately. We certainly don't have a monopoly on lying, and I've seen women pull off some whoppers, but we men, over centuries of tinkering, have developed hardy, scrutiny-resistant strains. In the interests of furthering intergender understanding, I talked real guys into identifying, and explaining, their biggest lies.
"Sure, honey, that dress looks fine."
"I can fix it."
"I was not looking at her boobs."
"Nothing's wrong."
"I tried to call you."
"I don't want to have sex unless you want to."
"I'm the best, baby."
"My old girlfriend? She was just okay."
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
"I'll never lie to you."
(Excerpt) Read more at lifestyle.msn.com ...
No, the biggest lie a man will ever have to tell his wife is "No honey, I'd never lie to you"
Thats important because with the way women are, you have to lie to them at least once a day, in order to keep things right in the home
LOL..How very true.
"You're right."
Women can do without sex like camels can water. Unreal. At least my wife can.
My wife actually asked me
"The bustier pushed-up look doesn't turn you on, does it?"
Rejoinder, " . . . Of course not."
Unbelievable.
In my head, ". . . Is the Pope German?"
"Just remember:
If she's not happy you're not happy~"
And if she's not happy long enough, you'll be unhappy with half your stuff.
from Jeff Foxworthy
Those would be very funny if they weren't all true.
Bwaa-Haa-Haa! DH was just looking over my shoulder and cuddling up against me while agreeing with your list. Yes, that STILL happens after FOURTEEN years together; a DECADE of those years as a 'Boring Married Couple.'
So, sex is always the first priority with guys...and God Bless all of you Real Men! :)
Great answer to the world's most annoying question.
I'm NOT lost!
You're right ... I had the same thought a few posts down from yours.
It's hell to go on a fishing trip and run into one of your wives girlfriends in Vegas.
and if she ain't happy long enough, you gonna be unhappy with half your stuff!
Yeah honey, I was hoping you'd ask me to go to Lamaze training.
Rejoinder, " . . . Of course not."
(picking jaw up off the floor)
If my wife got one of those, she'd have to get a new one shortly thereafter 'cause that one would wind up ripped.
That's right! I'm...locationally-challenged.
10 Ten Lies Women tell husbands..hmmm?
Okay I will give it a shot.
1. Yes honey I mailed that
2. I have no idea how your underwear turned pink
3. Yes I had the oil changed in the car
4. Yes honey you are the best I ever had.
5. Yes of course I love watching ESPN
6. Sure dear I will do a strip tease for ya, wait until the lifetime movie is over
7. I will only be on the phone 15 minutes which means 2 hrs later
8. No dear you're not loosing you're hair
9. Of course you're arms and chest are Big!
10. Yes I will give it to ya evry night..oops until were married!
LOL...
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