[Prime Choice]

So what are the top 10 lies women tell husbands?

1. "I got it on sale."
2. "I don't know how the car got that dent."
3. "I promise I'll never ask for anything else."
4. "No, I'm not mad."
5. "Of course I did!" (We all know what that means)
6. "You can do what you want."
7. "I'll never change."
8. "I only spent a little."
9. "We discussed it months ago!"
10. "I am not being emotional about it!"

[quantim]

11. "It's not new, I've had it a long time."
12. "They sent those packages by mistake."
13. "I don't know why I got a ticket for 20mph over the limit."
14. "The mall was closed today."
15. "Don't worry, the jewelry is fake."

[tbird5]

"So what are the top 10 lies women tell husbands?"

#11 Husband "Is that new?"
Wife "No. I have had it awhile. You never
noticed." (Meaning she bought it about 3 hours
earlier).

[ozarkgirl]

Love your list!

One small exception is number 9, it's not a lie, it's the truth, you always forget what we talked about, it appears you weren't listening at all!