Bwaa-Haa-Haa! DH was just looking over my shoulder and cuddling up against me while agreeing with your list. Yes, that STILL happens after FOURTEEN years together; a DECADE of those years as a 'Boring Married Couple.'
So, sex is always the first priority with guys...and God Bless all of you Real Men! :)
whereas with women sex is down there on the bottom of the list along with scrubbing the toilet.