[Thrusher]

So what are the top 10 lies women tell husbands?

#1-10: "Oh, honey, size doesn't matter."

[laney]

10 Ten Lies Women tell husbands..hmmm?
Okay I will give it a shot.

1. Yes honey I mailed that
2. I have no idea how your underwear turned pink
3. Yes I had the oil changed in the car
4. Yes honey you are the best I ever had.
5. Yes of course I love watching ESPN
6. Sure dear I will do a strip tease for ya, wait until the lifetime movie is over
7. I will only be on the phone 15 minutes which means 2 hrs later
8. No dear you're not loosing you're hair
9. Of course you're arms and chest are Big!
10. Yes I will give it to ya evry night..oops until were married!
LOL...

[ErnBatavia]

#1-10: "Oh, honey, size doesn't matter."

I had a buddy who was admittedly 'shortchanged'...his favorite comeback was "It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it..."

[mirkwood]

Huh..I have never heard that one..how does it go?