A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day...02-10-05...Sickly Democrat Party hires Kevorkian to finish job

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Sickly Democrat Party hires Jack Kevorkian to finish job
by JohnHuang2

According to sources working under deep cover, Democrats plan to vote for Howard Dean to head their war-torn party this Saturday, in a passionate show of support for doctor-assisted suicide. (Upon hearing this, Hillary fainted.) It's called the vote for DNC chair, or -- with Dean the certain winner -- the 'Meet your 72 Virgins' vote. Despite the heightened terror alert in Washington, authorities say there are no plans to ban traffic near the DNC during the balloting. Invoking the recent Iraq election, Democrats say the momentous vote for DNC chair represents the power of the ballot over the bombers -- they mean Bush and Cheney. Besides, when we start sealing off streets, the terrorists win. They mean Bush and Cheney.

The official Iraqi ballot featured 111 lists of candidates, so, to celebrate democracy, the DNC ballot features one guy running unopposed to lead the 'pro-choice' party. (Be patient. Successful transitions to democracy take time.) Rallying around Dean are all of the party's numerous factions -- the unions, the feminists, the gays, the lawyers, the Sunnis and Shiites. Dean's only remaining challenger, a Special Ops toy named Cody, withdrew Monday from the race to replace Terry McAuliffe, that other 'insurgent' hoax with a vacant head. "It's over, put a fork in it," said Donna Brazile. (She meant Cody, not Terry.) Dean, who proudly hails from the Wingnut wing of the Wingnut Party, was the last loser standing from the original crop of 7 losers. (You can tell a party's in great shape when it looks up to Howard Dean.)

Political observers of every stripe note that the Democrats, to win elections, must overcome their ultra-Left impulses and knock off the crazy antiwar rhetoric, so Democrats pick Howard Dean. No need to gamble with some hot-head prone to off-the-cuff remarks. And they're sick of the 'far-out' fanatical fringe image Joe Lieberman gives them.

In an example of his dazzling brilliance, Dean, who once told Tim Russert that with him as president, America's military will be third to none, says he thinks Bush was tipped-off by al-Qaeda and the Saudis before 9/11 and says he doesn't know if al-Qaeda leader Osama was involved in 9/11 (only Bush knows that) and warns everyone not to jump to conclusions. Late in the campaign, Dean told New Hampshire's Concord Monitor that he's "resisted pronouncing a sentence (on Osama) before guilt is found." We should not rush to judgment about Osama. For all we know, the guy could be clean. Let the facts come out. Why single out Osama and turn him into a second-class citizen? Dean says he has this "old fashioned notion that even with people like Osama," we ought not "prejudge jury trials."

Dean, the physician-turned-politician-turned-mortician, who complains that Bush did nothing to prevent 9/11 and complains about threat alerts to prevent 9/11s, fears that Bush, with all his Mullah and tyranny-bashing, now plans to invade Saudi Arabia, then march into Syria and Iran and Jordan and Bahrain and Egypt and Lebanon . . . Yeeaaaarrrrggghhh!

Democrats say this talk of Dean being too liberal is just GOP baloney; that there's no denying what Bush and evil Republicans are cleverly up to -- besides attacking angelic Hillary and gagging Churchill and hugging oil companies and handing out Uzis and pumping smog and tripping seniors and burning black churches and stealing elections and cheating working poor K-street lobbyists and Wall Street traders by evily slashing the highly successful Amtrak program in the budget and squeezing the 'COPS' program when everyone knows that Bush's creating a police state. And attacking Kerry's patriotism. And demeaning his atrocities in Vietnam.

And now they've set their sights on wonderful Dean. They're going to try to damage Dean, a New England liberal nutcase, by painting him as a New England liberal nutcase. Other Democrats aren't so worried. They say what the party really hungers for is someone like Dean, someone to rouse the old Bolsheviks. Dems say they like Dean because he's a real liberal -- antiwar, anti-tax cuts, pro-abort, pro-gay rights and, besides, he's not really liberal since he balanced the budget and backs gun rights, so he's really a "centrist". Dean lost every primary outside his home state and was broke after Iowa, so he's just the winner the party needs to raise money and win elections. "He gave the Democratic Party its swagger back" and "reminded them they should not act like a beaten dog," one party bigwig said about the beaten dog.

So lemme get this straight. The Democrat Party just suffered historic losses because of its reputation for being the party of fringe nutburgers and so the 'establishment' thinks the solution here is to hire a fringe nutburger who gives nutburgers a bad name and who couldn't attract any votes outside his People's Republic of Vermont as national boss?

I smell a filibuster-proof GOP Senate.

Anyway, that's...

My two cents

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[LadyX]

'Dear John' Letter --
February 10, 2005

Oh, my, JH -- skimmed through your latest missive, and having had a restless night,
decided to nap before making a reply...

HUGE MISTAKE !!
Caused a genuine nightmare; one in which I was somehow consulting a Democratic Seer,
who obviously was trapped in a "What-Almost-Was Time Warp."

Here is his likeness:

Gazing into his crystal ball, he said The Scream had won the Presidential Elecion of 2004,
thanks to many "dear, departed" friends.. um...
'rising' up from here to cast their votes..:))

Shaken, I listened as he continued, anxious to show me
some of Da Friends of Da Deaniac serving with him !!

Vice President (is that Carville?!!)

Secretary of State

Attorney General

Secretary of Education

Press Secretary -"I'll-Scratch-Yer-Eyes-Out" Sour Puss

Secretary of Transportation

-- and, finally, the Chief Justice of The Supreme Court:

It was so wonderful to wake up and realize it was only a dream!!

Still shuddering, I forgive ya for the jolts, JH.

Your dear friend, 4ever and ever,

~ LadyX

[LadyX]

Need to leave until later this evening --

{{{ dansy & JH & All }}}

[Kitty Mittens]

Dear Lady, I'm Glad I saw your Post before I had to Leave, because I'm LOL! That Kitty with that Fancy Tie around his neck is making me Laugh over and over; it's Cute!

I Loved your Entire Post, Talented and Blessed Lady!

Pretty Roses for you, in the Name of our King:

[WVNan]

Thanks for the lesson for the day, Rus. That's exactly how I feel about retirement. I'm still pastoring three years after I "officially" retired. I can't imagine not serving the Lord.

[dansangel]

Hey there (((((Kitty Mittens)))))))

You always bring *sunshine* to a Finest thread.

:-)

[dansangel]

I'm LOL: at your "Dear John" letter ((((((LadyX))))))

'Tis a classic, fer sure!

Glad to *see* you - it has been a while. You remain in my prayers.

[luvie]

"For God so loVed the world,
that He gAve
His onLy
BegottEn
SoN
That whosoever
Believeth In Him
Should Not perish,
But have Everlasting life."

[luvie]

The Democrat Party just suffered historic losses because of its reputation for being the party of fringe nutburgers and so the 'establishment' thinks the solution here is to hire a fringe nutburger who gives nutburgers a bad name and who couldn't attract any votes outside his People's Republic of Vermont as national boss?

Shhhhhhhhh! For heaven sake, don't give them a clue! We need for them to be as "fringe nutburger" as possible so we can win even bigger in 2008! (BTW--excellent rant, JH!)

[luvie]

...we have "Our Doctor". I'll take Frist any day of the week/month/year/decade/century.

Let's not forget the "other" Doctor we have who just soars above everyone--Dr. Condoleeza Rice!!

[dansangel]

LOL (((((LUV W))))))

:-)

[luvie]

Okay!! I guess I am officially nuts and talking to myself! Where is everyone?!

[luvie]

Hi! Well, after complaining about bein left all alone, now I have to go to dinner. See you guys later! Be here or be nowhere! hee-hee

[WVNan]

That happens a lot around here LUV. Sometimes late at night I have some very interesting conversations with myself here at the Finest. I think I'm the only night owl in the bunch.

[firewalk]

Hello LadyX
(always wonderful to see a ping from you)

hope you're having a very good night

[luvie]

NO SECRET IS IT MAYOR--HOPE IT IS THE BEST ONE EVER!

[Kitty Mittens]

I think I'm the only night owl in the bunch.

I'm a Night Owl, too! : )

I Hope your Husband is over his illness now, my sister in Christ.

[luvie]

You aren't the only night owl, and I think we are still the only ones here tonight! I guess there are lots of things going on in people's lives.

[Mama_Bear]

It's another
TGIF at the Finest!
Come on over. :-)

[JohnHuang2]

AWESOME LAYOUT, dansangel!! Thank you, my friend :-) And thanks to all of you for the kind words :-)

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