A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day...02-10-05...Sickly Democrat Party hires Kevorkian to finish job

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Sickly Democrat Party hires Jack Kevorkian to finish job
by JohnHuang2

According to sources working under deep cover, Democrats plan to vote for Howard Dean to head their war-torn party this Saturday, in a passionate show of support for doctor-assisted suicide. (Upon hearing this, Hillary fainted.) It's called the vote for DNC chair, or -- with Dean the certain winner -- the 'Meet your 72 Virgins' vote. Despite the heightened terror alert in Washington, authorities say there are no plans to ban traffic near the DNC during the balloting. Invoking the recent Iraq election, Democrats say the momentous vote for DNC chair represents the power of the ballot over the bombers -- they mean Bush and Cheney. Besides, when we start sealing off streets, the terrorists win. They mean Bush and Cheney.

The official Iraqi ballot featured 111 lists of candidates, so, to celebrate democracy, the DNC ballot features one guy running unopposed to lead the 'pro-choice' party. (Be patient. Successful transitions to democracy take time.) Rallying around Dean are all of the party's numerous factions -- the unions, the feminists, the gays, the lawyers, the Sunnis and Shiites. Dean's only remaining challenger, a Special Ops toy named Cody, withdrew Monday from the race to replace Terry McAuliffe, that other 'insurgent' hoax with a vacant head. "It's over, put a fork in it," said Donna Brazile. (She meant Cody, not Terry.) Dean, who proudly hails from the Wingnut wing of the Wingnut Party, was the last loser standing from the original crop of 7 losers. (You can tell a party's in great shape when it looks up to Howard Dean.)

Political observers of every stripe note that the Democrats, to win elections, must overcome their ultra-Left impulses and knock off the crazy antiwar rhetoric, so Democrats pick Howard Dean. No need to gamble with some hot-head prone to off-the-cuff remarks. And they're sick of the 'far-out' fanatical fringe image Joe Lieberman gives them.

In an example of his dazzling brilliance, Dean, who once told Tim Russert that with him as president, America's military will be third to none, says he thinks Bush was tipped-off by al-Qaeda and the Saudis before 9/11 and says he doesn't know if al-Qaeda leader Osama was involved in 9/11 (only Bush knows that) and warns everyone not to jump to conclusions. Late in the campaign, Dean told New Hampshire's Concord Monitor that he's "resisted pronouncing a sentence (on Osama) before guilt is found." We should not rush to judgment about Osama. For all we know, the guy could be clean. Let the facts come out. Why single out Osama and turn him into a second-class citizen? Dean says he has this "old fashioned notion that even with people like Osama," we ought not "prejudge jury trials."

Dean, the physician-turned-politician-turned-mortician, who complains that Bush did nothing to prevent 9/11 and complains about threat alerts to prevent 9/11s, fears that Bush, with all his Mullah and tyranny-bashing, now plans to invade Saudi Arabia, then march into Syria and Iran and Jordan and Bahrain and Egypt and Lebanon . . . Yeeaaaarrrrggghhh!

Democrats say this talk of Dean being too liberal is just GOP baloney; that there's no denying what Bush and evil Republicans are cleverly up to -- besides attacking angelic Hillary and gagging Churchill and hugging oil companies and handing out Uzis and pumping smog and tripping seniors and burning black churches and stealing elections and cheating working poor K-street lobbyists and Wall Street traders by evily slashing the highly successful Amtrak program in the budget and squeezing the 'COPS' program when everyone knows that Bush's creating a police state. And attacking Kerry's patriotism. And demeaning his atrocities in Vietnam.

And now they've set their sights on wonderful Dean. They're going to try to damage Dean, a New England liberal nutcase, by painting him as a New England liberal nutcase. Other Democrats aren't so worried. They say what the party really hungers for is someone like Dean, someone to rouse the old Bolsheviks. Dems say they like Dean because he's a real liberal -- antiwar, anti-tax cuts, pro-abort, pro-gay rights and, besides, he's not really liberal since he balanced the budget and backs gun rights, so he's really a "centrist". Dean lost every primary outside his home state and was broke after Iowa, so he's just the winner the party needs to raise money and win elections. "He gave the Democratic Party its swagger back" and "reminded them they should not act like a beaten dog," one party bigwig said about the beaten dog.

So lemme get this straight. The Democrat Party just suffered historic losses because of its reputation for being the party of fringe nutburgers and so the 'establishment' thinks the solution here is to hire a fringe nutburger who gives nutburgers a bad name and who couldn't attract any votes outside his People's Republic of Vermont as national boss?

I smell a filibuster-proof GOP Senate.

Anyway, that's...

My two cents

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[dansangel]

Hey (((((Annie))))) - nice start to the day. John has a gift for telling it like it is!

[dansangel]

(((((Lakeside)))))))

Loved the pics, dansy, especially Dean with the kitty(snicker).

It's the first one I searched for when I read the article - LOL!

[dansangel]

Another 1909-S VDB and 1914-D

It took me a minute, but that means "one of a kind" eh? LOL!

Thank you for the kind words. We sure do love our weekly dose of JH2 here on the Finest!

:-)

[dansangel]

I don't always tell you (((((Rus)))))) but thank you for our daily dose of Scripture.

Living our daily lives for Christ - each and every day - will always keep us busy and spiritually fulfilled.

[PGalt]

Rare, valuable.

[dansangel]

Hey (((((Dolly)))))))

Yes, we have a doctor in our midst that truly cares about the *health* of our nation unlike the psycho-dr-from-heck.

Stay warm - not too much winter left for y'alls.

[dansangel]

Rare, valuable.

Perfect (and better) description. :-)

[DollyCali]

Showing off my kids

and my son at same thread post 27. some history on thread if interested in the spirit of "getting to know you".

[The Mayor]

That is the second Thank you today from this thread. One in a private mail.

Others have been mailing me, seems more and more people are reading them.
It seems the words really hit some people, I thank God for them.

Nice job on todays thread, and the pics, Dean is going to continue to bring them down..

[dutchess]

Fabulous job sistah!!!!!....you and john are like "words and music" (taken from one of my favorite "cult type" films..."Eddie and the Cruisers" great music....good clean fun)

Again...Dansy....thanks so much for jumping in! John thanks for the hysterical, stick it to em essay and dansy for the perfect presentation!

[Temple Owl]

Another great job guys. Thanks loads.

[Diver Dave]

Great Essay and accompanying graphics.
I'm thinking that the continuing meltdown of DemDamDims will be a highly popular spectator sport.

[Pippin]

Great essay as always!

I love to watch the Dims implode! HEE! HEE!

[dansangel]

Beautiful family, Dolly. I'm sure you are proud.

[dansangel]

Thank you for the kind (as always) words (((((Rus))))).

[dansangel]

Thank you for ther compliments ((((((dutchess))))))

Always glad to help out. Just know that you and yours are in my prayers, OK?

[dansangel]

Thank *you* ((((((Temple Owl)))))))

Always great to see you.

[dansangel]

I'm thinking that the continuing meltdown of DemDamDims will be a highly popular spectator sport

I'm thinking that you are right!

(((((DD))))))

[dansangel]

Hey there ((((((Pipster)))))

Thank you for the kind words and have yourself a great day!

[Kitty Mittens]

In an example of his dazzling brilliance, Dean, who once told Tim Russert that with him as president, America's military will be third to none, says he thinks Bush was tipped-off by al-Qaeda and the Saudis before 9/11 and says he doesn't know if al-Qaeda leader Osama was involved in 9/11 (only Bush knows that) and warns everyone not to jump to conclusions.

ROFLOL! I'm still Laughing at the Craziness and Zaniness of this Tin-Foil-Hat-Wearing Dimwit! I'll be SO GLAD if he becomes the Head of the DNC! : )

Thank you for this Great Essay and Fantastic Thread, dear Dansy and John!