FReeper Canteen ~ Election Break! If I Were President, I Would....? ~ 02 NOV 2004

FRiends Of The Canteen

[MoJo2001]

 

 

 

 

 

Today's Topic: If I Were President, I Would.....?

With the election going on today, we decided to make each of you "President" for a day. Now that you are ruling the country--what would you do? Would you give everyone Friday's off? Would you get rid of the income tax? What would you do?

 

~ President (Insert Your Name) ~


Scenario

Before you sit down and do this, please GO VOTE!

America needs you. You have been made President for a day because the current one is going fishing on the new Mars settlement.

If I Were President, I Would......

Ban Taxes?
Remove The Speed Limit?
Repeal the Beer Tax? (Have to get a plug in for Burkaman 4 President!)

What would you do?

We want to know!!

 

Now it's your turn to share. What would you do as President?

 

 

 

[leprechaun9]

If I were president, I would cut the electrical power to all television stations for the duration of my term!

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

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[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks for stopping by APFel.

[Radix]

Woo Hoo Bratty In Alaska!

You got 100!

Have a great night.

Keep your light house shining on the Canteen.

Your relief will be here in the A.M. EST!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Welcome to the Canteen, Mudcat. Good ideas you have there. And thanks for your service to America.

[Soaring Feather]

Kathy in Alaska
#100!

[Kathy in Alaska]

I stumbled over one. LOL!! Thanks, Radix, for helping entertain our troops. Sleep well. And thanks for your service to America.

[Dolphy]

Thanks :)

[Radix]

Get this, I just went outside to do a bit of late night star gazing. I swear the moon is half full. It is not quite at zenith, but the thought alone of even the moon being split is enough to make me consider certain things.

Hopefully, things will turn out for the best.

Goodnight!

[Jack Deth]

If I were President, I would:

1/ Use Fallujah as the new Weapons Test Ground for MOABs, FAEs. Aerated Distribution (ala "Ranch Hand") of combustible liquids (Gasoline) from C-130s. Then lobbing in White Phosphorous shells.

2/ Give Syria two weeks to turn over any accidentally "found" C-4, Semtex, Sarin, Tabun, Mustard Gas, Anthrax, etc. To the friendly Marines (Screw the UN!)waiting offshore. Lest the Bekkaa Valley become the next Weapons Test Ground for Special and Exotic Weapons.

3/ Declare every and all delegates and staff assigned to the UN as Personae Non Grata. Give them two weeks to pay off their parking tickets. Pull our checkbook out of their greasy paws. Empty the building and lock it behind them.

4/ Get rid of Military Co-ed Training and Co-ed units. Keep women stateside. While the men do the dangerous work.

5/ Sic the DoJ, FBI and the IRS on the NEA, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, NAACP, Congressional Black Caucus, American Bar Association and American Trial Lawyers Association.

6/ Widen the Patriot Act to include more extensive wiretapping, surveillance and profiling of Mosques inside the US and Middle Easterners on Student Visas. Get rid of Motor Voter. Start having TSA personnel paying attention to Middle Easterners and not Grandmas and little old ladies with knitting needles.

6/ Give the FBI, CIA and NIS Carte Blanche to begin an intensive inverstigation into Senator Kerry's past. With the end result being an air-tight case for Treason.

Probably more later....

Jack.

[MoJo2001]

Don't go to bed yet!! That was another NH town that voted early.

Dixville went for President Bush 19-7.

WooHoo!

[Radix]

CORRECTION -- BUSH CARRIES DIXVILLE NOTCH 19-7!!

 

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1265889/posts

 

Man they are going to mess with us as long as they can.

[MoJo2001]

LOL!
Great minds think alike. I just posted it to you.

Sleep well my friend!

[Fawnn]

Welcome to the Canteen:
TheZMan!!!
homer777!!!
FreeManWhoCan!!!
Viet-Boat-Rider!!!
Kirkwood!!!
usmcobra!!!
stylin19a!!!
Seaplaner!!!
Mother Mary!!!
ONETWOONE!!!
Kathy in Alaska!!! #100!!!

(Kathy: I think you caught a couple of the people I missed. It's difficult to keep track! LOL)

[Radix]

Thread pulled, another correction.

Good grief, I can't take this. I really mean it this time. Good night!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1265877/posts

[neutrino]

If I were president, I would promptly vacation for a week in Camp David. I would then retire ($200,000 per year, plus office expenses), putting Dick Cheney in as president. This would make the liberals yowl loudly - all of which would be music to my ears!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Me thinks it's gonna be a long day. Good night!!

[Khepri]

Thanks, Khepri, for stopping by.

Thank you. I've never been here before so I'm looking around trying to get a feel for it, figure out posting, and whatever a PING is?...LOL

Is Canteen the "kick-back, relax" forum or something else?

[Fawnn]

Dixville!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Great Picture...MUD