If I were President, I would:
1/ Use Fallujah as the new Weapons Test Ground for MOABs, FAEs. Aerated Distribution (ala "Ranch Hand") of combustible liquids (Gasoline) from C-130s. Then lobbing in White Phosphorous shells.
2/ Give Syria two weeks to turn over any accidentally "found" C-4, Semtex, Sarin, Tabun, Mustard Gas, Anthrax, etc. To the friendly Marines (Screw the UN!)waiting offshore. Lest the Bekkaa Valley become the next Weapons Test Ground for Special and Exotic Weapons.
3/ Declare every and all delegates and staff assigned to the UN as Personae Non Grata. Give them two weeks to pay off their parking tickets. Pull our checkbook out of their greasy paws. Empty the building and lock it behind them.
4/ Get rid of Military Co-ed Training and Co-ed units. Keep women stateside. While the men do the dangerous work.
5/ Sic the DoJ, FBI and the IRS on the NEA, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, NAACP, Congressional Black Caucus, American Bar Association and American Trial Lawyers Association.
6/ Widen the Patriot Act to include more extensive wiretapping, surveillance and profiling of Mosques inside the US and Middle Easterners on Student Visas. Get rid of Motor Voter. Start having TSA personnel paying attention to Middle Easterners and not Grandmas and little old ladies with knitting needles.
6/ Give the FBI, CIA and NIS Carte Blanche to begin an intensive inverstigation into Senator Kerry's past. With the end result being an air-tight case for Treason.
Probably more later....
Jack.