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FReeper Canteen ~ Election Break! If I Were President, I Would....? ~ 02 NOV 2004
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Posted on 11/01/2004 8:10:14 PM PST by MoJo2001
Today's Topic: If I Were President, I Would.....? With the election going on today, we decided to make each of you "President" for a day. Now that you are ruling the country--what would you do? Would you give everyone Friday's off? Would you get rid of the income tax? What would you do? |
~ President (Insert Your Name) ~
Scenario
Before you sit down and do this, please GO VOTE!
America needs you. You have been made President for a day because the current one is going fishing on the new Mars settlement.
If I Were President, I Would...... Ban Taxes? Remove The Speed Limit? Repeal the Beer Tax? (Have to get a plug in for Burkaman 4 President!)
What would you do?
We want to know!! |
Now it's your turn to share. What would you do as President? |
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To: MoJo2001
If I were president, I would cut the electrical power to all television stations for the duration of my term!
To: donnab
To: APFel
Thanks for stopping by APFel.
103
posted on
11/01/2004 9:26:27 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Woo Hoo Bratty In Alaska!
You got 100!
Have a great night.
Keep your light house shining on the Canteen.
Your relief will be here in the A.M. EST!
104
posted on
11/01/2004 9:27:13 PM PST
by
Radix
(In an effort to reduce bandwidth, this Tag Line will be abbrev...)
To: Mudcat
Welcome to the Canteen, Mudcat. Good ideas you have there. And thanks for your service to America.
105
posted on
11/01/2004 9:28:13 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Kathy in Alaska
#100!
To: Radix
I stumbled over one. LOL!! Thanks, Radix, for helping entertain our troops. Sleep well. And thanks for your service to America.
107
posted on
11/01/2004 9:30:00 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
To: Kathy in Alaska
108
posted on
11/01/2004 9:33:17 PM PST
by
Dolphy
(It's not a plan, it's an echo)
To: MoJo2001
Get this, I just went outside to do a bit of late night star gazing. I swear the moon is half full. It is not quite at zenith, but the thought alone of even the moon being split is enough to make me consider certain things.
Hopefully, things will turn out for the best.
Goodnight!
109
posted on
11/01/2004 9:35:38 PM PST
by
Radix
(In an effort to reduce bandwidth, this Tag Line will be abbrev...)
To: MoJo2001
If I were President, I would:
1/ Use Fallujah as the new Weapons Test Ground for MOABs, FAEs. Aerated Distribution (ala "Ranch Hand") of combustible liquids (Gasoline) from C-130s. Then lobbing in White Phosphorous shells.
2/ Give Syria two weeks to turn over any accidentally "found" C-4, Semtex, Sarin, Tabun, Mustard Gas, Anthrax, etc. To the friendly Marines (Screw the UN!)waiting offshore. Lest the Bekkaa Valley become the next Weapons Test Ground for Special and Exotic Weapons.
3/ Declare every and all delegates and staff assigned to the UN as Personae Non Grata. Give them two weeks to pay off their parking tickets. Pull our checkbook out of their greasy paws. Empty the building and lock it behind them.
4/ Get rid of Military Co-ed Training and Co-ed units. Keep women stateside. While the men do the dangerous work.
5/ Sic the DoJ, FBI and the IRS on the NEA, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, NAACP, Congressional Black Caucus, American Bar Association and American Trial Lawyers Association.
6/ Widen the Patriot Act to include more extensive wiretapping, surveillance and profiling of Mosques inside the US and Middle Easterners on Student Visas. Get rid of Motor Voter. Start having TSA personnel paying attention to Middle Easterners and not Grandmas and little old ladies with knitting needles.
6/ Give the FBI, CIA and NIS Carte Blanche to begin an intensive inverstigation into Senator Kerry's past. With the end result being an air-tight case for Treason.
Probably more later....
Jack.
110
posted on
11/01/2004 9:36:07 PM PST
by
Jack Deth
(When In Doubt.... Empty The Magazine!)
To: Radix
Don't go to bed yet!! That was another NH town that voted early.
Dixville went for President Bush 19-7.
WooHoo!
111
posted on
11/01/2004 9:37:33 PM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Support Our Troops! Operation Season's Greetings - www.proudpatriots.com)
To: MoJo2001
112
posted on
11/01/2004 9:37:44 PM PST
by
Radix
(In an effort to reduce bandwidth, this Tag Line will be abbrev...)
To: Radix
LOL!
Great minds think alike. I just posted it to you.
Sleep well my friend!
113
posted on
11/01/2004 9:38:27 PM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Support Our Troops! Operation Season's Greetings - www.proudpatriots.com)
To: TheZMan; homer777; FreeManWhoCan; Viet-Boat-Rider; Kirkwood; usmcobra; stylin19a; Seaplaner; ...
Welcome to the Canteen:
TheZMan!!!
homer777!!!
FreeManWhoCan!!!
Viet-Boat-Rider!!!
Kirkwood!!!
usmcobra!!!
stylin19a!!!
Seaplaner!!!
Mother Mary!!!
ONETWOONE!!!
Kathy in Alaska!!! #100!!!
(Kathy: I think you caught a couple of the people I missed. It's difficult to keep track! LOL)
114
posted on
11/01/2004 9:38:58 PM PST
by
Fawnn
(Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
To: MoJo2001; Kathy in Alaska
115
posted on
11/01/2004 9:39:28 PM PST
by
Radix
(In an effort to reduce bandwidth, this Tag Line will be abbrev...)
To: MoJo2001
If I were president, I would promptly vacation for a week in Camp David. I would then retire ($200,000 per year, plus office expenses), putting Dick Cheney in as president. This would make the liberals yowl loudly - all of which would be music to my ears!
116
posted on
11/01/2004 9:39:32 PM PST
by
neutrino
(Globalization “is the economic treason that dare not speak its name.” (173))
To: Radix
Me thinks it's gonna be a long day. Good night!!
117
posted on
11/01/2004 9:44:16 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Thanks, Khepri, for stopping by. Thank you. I've never been here before so I'm looking around trying to get a feel for it, figure out posting, and whatever a PING is?...LOL
Is Canteen the "kick-back, relax" forum or something else?
118
posted on
11/01/2004 9:46:07 PM PST
by
Khepri
(ETHEREAL TAGLINE)
To: MoJo2001; Radix
Dixville!!!
119
posted on
11/01/2004 9:46:58 PM PST
by
Fawnn
(Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
To: Smartass
120
posted on
11/01/2004 9:47:50 PM PST
by
Mudboy Slim
(Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
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