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Why has John Kerry lost his voice?
sonofatpatcher2 ^ | 9-22-2004 | sonfoatpatcher2

Posted on 09/22/2004 9:44:22 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2

CBS reports eFing has a cold and has lost his voice. Yet, with CBS's track record, inquiring minds want to know what the real reason is...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: campaign; cbs; dan; efing; fing; john; kerry; lockhart; mapes; mary; memogate; memos; political; rather; rathergate; teresa; toon; voice
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To: sonofatpatcher2
what a baby... even Wavy Gravy went on at Woodstock w/out his voice


21 posted on 09/22/2004 9:54:59 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (Bender : This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Very funny stuff!!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

22 posted on 09/22/2004 9:55:15 PM PDT by bray (Nam Vets Rock!!)
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To: television is just wrong

>>>Some metaphysicals, believe when you lose your voice it is because you are so angry, you cannot speak.

G-d is tired of listening to Kerry's lies.


23 posted on 09/22/2004 9:55:26 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (At CBS - "We don't just report news - we make it - up.")
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To: sonofatpatcher2
Today was a great day. For the entire news cycle all the political shows switched back and forth from GW bounding onstage, looking tanned and healthy, grinning and excited as he shook hands and hugged supporters...to the lethargic, ashen, croaky and drained John Kerry looking completely beaten. It was fantastic. They should make a commercial of just that contrast.

If Kerry was sick his people should have pulled him off the campaign trail and given him a day to recover. He had to have lost more women today. He looked like a corpse...more than usual.

24 posted on 09/22/2004 9:55:30 PM PDT by Deb (A Democrat Stole My Sweater!!!)
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To: counterpunch
I think John Kerry lost his voice because John Edwards has been eating something Kerry's allergic too.

*Bbbrrr!* That's COLD! LOL!!! :-D

25 posted on 09/22/2004 9:55:52 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: sonofatpatcher2
It's because he has a horses tooth!!! And his eyeball is migrating across his face!


26 posted on 09/22/2004 9:55:54 PM PDT by MarineBrat
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To: bitt

Download the toon into your computer. Put in your own words using MSPAINT, photoshop, etc. Upload to your server and post...


27 posted on 09/22/2004 9:56:16 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2 (Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: sonofatpatcher2

Isn't there a debate coming up soon???


28 posted on 09/22/2004 9:56:39 PM PDT by Mo1 (Why is the MSM calling the Vietnam Vets and POW's a suspected group??)
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To: Terp

"It's a week or so before the first debate. It's time for Johnnie boy to get another Botox treatment."

Give that man a cigar.


29 posted on 09/22/2004 9:56:43 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (What did Kerry know and when did he know it?)
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To: sonofatpatcher2
He ate a Philly Cheese Steak?

Thought the cheese was Swiss?

Just cant get that lump of CHEESE WHIZ out of his throat?

Maybe he should ASK JEEVES

30 posted on 09/22/2004 9:58:22 PM PDT by smoothsailing (Eagles Up !!)
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To: MarineBrat

To anyone versed in PhotoShop, it would be interesting to see this image of his face split and mirrored for each of his two halves.


31 posted on 09/22/2004 9:59:44 PM PDT by Cultural Jihad
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To: sonofatpatcher2

Psst! Hey John, Hanoi Jane just told CNN that she learned everything she knows about treason from you!


32 posted on 09/22/2004 10:00:01 PM PDT by Barnstormer
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To: Mo1
Re: "Isn't there a debate coming up soon???"

Yes, and things will be all Fair and Balanced...


33 posted on 09/22/2004 10:00:45 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2 (Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
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To: sonofatpatcher2

Not to worry, nothing a few days of windsurfing with a modern, black and white circle print shorts wouldn't cure.
Did anyone see the post-convention MSNBC After Hours show when they showed kerry sailing in these shorts?
The crew, Scarborough, Mike Barnicle, Ron Regan, Ron Silver CONVULSED with laughter over those shorts, couldn't even speak for a full 5 minutes, then making fun of kerry's fashion shorts!!!!
Almost the funniest spontaneous moment I have EVER seen.


34 posted on 09/22/2004 10:01:32 PM PDT by oreolady (sad and stoopid people support skerry)
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To: Mo1
Isn't there a debate coming up soon???

Exactly!

35 posted on 09/22/2004 10:01:50 PM PDT by blondee123 (Proud Member of the Pajama Blogger Brigade (FR))
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To: sonofatpatcher2

Kerry realized he has a positive balance in his campaign account, and decided to keep the money.


36 posted on 09/22/2004 10:02:03 PM PDT by Tax Government (Wage unrelenting economic war on the illiterate, stupid lying bastards at CBS.)
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To: sonofatpatcher2

He has been practicing his loud authoritative pompous tone too much in front of the mirror every day.


37 posted on 09/22/2004 10:03:19 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather
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To: sonofatpatcher2

Senator Kerry was not available for comment.

38 posted on 09/22/2004 10:04:28 PM PDT by southernnorthcarolina (Free Republic: R/T history, 24/7.)
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39 posted on 09/22/2004 10:05:07 PM PDT by Boazo
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To: Deb
He looked like a corpse...more than usual.

I've been saying for days, that his BOTOX has worn off! EWWWWWW!

40 posted on 09/22/2004 10:05:20 PM PDT by blondee123 (Proud Member of the Pajama Blogger Brigade (FR))
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