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Why has John Kerry lost his voice?
sonofatpatcher2 ^
| 9-22-2004
| sonfoatpatcher2
Posted on 09/22/2004 9:44:22 PM PDT by sonofatpatcher2
CBS reports eFing has a cold and has lost his voice. Yet, with CBS's track record, inquiring minds want to know what the real reason is...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: campaign; cbs; dan; efing; fing; john; kerry; lockhart; mapes; mary; memogate; memos; political; rather; rathergate; teresa; toon; voice
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:45:29 PM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: sonofatpatcher2
He's just stuck. The words are canceling each other out as he's trying to say opposite things at the same time.
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:46:27 PM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: sonofatpatcher2
Probably caught mono from all those skanky Democrat broads he kisses at rallies.
To: EaglesUpForever
Ok, do your own version...
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:47:25 PM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: EaglesUpForever
. The words are canceling each other out as he's trying to say opposite things at the same time. IIRC That is the theory of white noise. How ironic.
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:47:30 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(<font type=1972 IBM>I <change typeballs>am<change typeballs> Buckhead)
To: sonofatpatcher2
John F*ckin' realized he couldn't stay on message and decided to go on vacation.
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:48:09 PM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: sonofatpatcher2
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:48:09 PM PDT
by
Salvation
(†With God all things are possible.†)
To: sonofatpatcher2
Better get Ken Starr on this....
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:49:29 PM PDT
by
endthematrix
(Where is that number for FReeper addiction?)
To: sonofatpatcher2
Actually, if Kerry would wear a paper bag over his head with a happy face painted on it and keep his mouth shut, he'd stand a very good chance of letting the mainstream media win this election for him.
To: sonofatpatcher2
I think John Kerry lost his voice because John Edwards has been eating something Kerry's allergic too.
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:51:28 PM PDT
by
counterpunch
(The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
To: Rubber Duck
He really should retire to Sconset til Nov. 3rd.
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:51:42 PM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: sonofatpatcher2
He's just a little hoarse
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:52:14 PM PDT
by
Free ThinkerNY
((((Send Kerry to the glue factory))))
To: sonofatpatcher2
He lost his voice cuz' he's been screaming at every one. He knows he's losing so he's been throwing those spoiled-brat rich boy fits. HE IS A LOSER!!!!
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:52:37 PM PDT
by
shield
(The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
To: sonofatpatcher2
how do we put the words in there?
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:52:46 PM PDT
by
bitt
("I'm Mad as Zell, and I'm Not Going to Take It Anymore." (CongressmanBillybob))
To: All
It's a week or so before the first debate. It's time for Johnnie boy to get another Botox treatment.
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:53:21 PM PDT
by
Terp
(Retired living in Philippines were the Mountains meet the Sea in the Land of Smiles)
To: MisterRepublican
Some metaphysicals, believe when you lose your voice it is because you are so angry, you cannot speak. Maybe in this case, it is true. In any case, he is not the man for the job.
To: sonofatpatcher2
"Psst...John, Edwards' sayin' he won 3 Hearts, 2 Blue Diamonds, and a Purple Horseshoe in a box of Lucky Charms."
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:54:27 PM PDT
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: bitt
Hey, they have lots of clips of Kerry's speeches from previous occasions available. Just slap today's time-date stamp on them. No one will notice they're from Memorex. :)
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posted on
09/22/2004 9:54:41 PM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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