Morford: The Great Cosmic Booty Call: It's a rare and delicious Harmonic Concordance

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 11/7/03 | Mark Morford

[MikalM]

Of course it's all just glittery New Age froufrou moonbeam crapola that don't mean nuthin'. Sure it is.

Of course it's all just easily dismissible astrological hooey, just another big everyday lunar eclipse that just so happens to coincide with an incredibly rare and unusual and truly beautiful planetary configuration that, if you believe the signs, heralds a potentially enormous and profound spiritual awakening for humans (that's you) not seen since 1987's famous Harmonic Convergence, and not really even then.

[.cnI redruM]

"Spiritually pregnant"?

With Marduk's Karmic Love-child.

Either that, or he passed out with last night's gerbil still ensconsed and it's becoming a wee bit uncomfortable.

[Teacher317]

As the old saw goes:

"If you can't hit 'em with facts, dazzle 'em with b***s***!"

[Old Professer]

I'm going to be out of town that day, tape it and get back to me, ok?

[KMJames]

..."form what's called a grand sextile pattern"...

Heh, heh, heh. They said "sextile".

[Congressman Billybob]

"When the Moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars ...." Like, wow! I have visions of the scenes in 2001 as the planets align on the mysterious object over which the Sun rises.

I think I have to go lie down in a dark room with a wet towel over my eyes....

Congressman Billybob

Latest column, "Open Judicial Mouth, Insert Foot," discussion thread. IF YOU WANT A FREEPER IN CONGRESS, CLICK HERE.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Pass the banana peel, dude...

[Cobra Scott]

Truly a cool pattern is formed in a 2-dimensional earth-centric star chart by this event, but only if you elevate a large asteroid to the significance of the other planetary bodies. No, not Pluto, but Chiron.

Metaphysical cherry picking.

[RightWingAtheist]

I always knew Bark Barford was an ill-informed lunatic but I had no idea his stupidity went THIS far!

[finnman69]

Lemme guess Mark. It's a karmic, cosmic and therefore orgasmic timeto get slammed in the ass.

[Chairman Fred]

Hey, everyone needs to believe something, and I believe I'll have a beer.

[Billthedrill]

I swear this guy gets paid by the word. Underneath this bubbling torrent of semantically null verbiage there's a kernel of an idea trying to emerge. If I understand Miss Morford correctly, we should all be spending the weekend in church or in a brothel.

[ckca]

[dljordan]

I plan on going to the range and reciting my mantra. Target, breath, squeeze. Works every time.

[.cnI redruM]

Great!!

[freedumb2003]

Harmonic Convergence???

I will withhold my opinion until after the Raider game. If they win, its legit.

[Gritty]

Boy. That must be some heap powerful angel dust ol' Mark is on.

[Democratshavenobrains]

Socialists have a history of believing in pagan gobbelty gook. Goebbels and Himmler for example.

[Tijeras_Slim]

She liked the article....

[reagan_fanatic]

Is Ms. Morford smoking old tampons again?

[Political Junkie Too]

"When the Moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars ...."

The New Age, or the Age of Aquarius, doesn't begin until about the year 2600, give or take a decade or two. That is when the Spring Equinox moves out of the constellation Pisces and into Aquarius, due to the precession of the earth's axis.

Just thought you'd like to know some more irrelevant trivia.

-PJ