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Morford: The Great Cosmic Booty Call: It's a rare and delicious Harmonic Concordance
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 11/7/03 | Mark Morford

Posted on 11/07/2003 10:21:20 AM PST by MikalM

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:44:42 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Of course it's all just glittery New Age froufrou moonbeam crapola that don't mean nuthin'. Sure it is.

Of course it's all just easily dismissible astrological hooey, just another big everyday lunar eclipse that just so happens to coincide with an incredibly rare and unusual and truly beautiful planetary configuration that, if you believe the signs, heralds a potentially enormous and profound spiritual awakening for humans (that's you) not seen since 1987's famous Harmonic Convergence, and not really even then.


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To: xsrdx
"Spiritually pregnant"?

With Marduk's Karmic Love-child.

Either that, or he passed out with last night's gerbil still ensconsed and it's becoming a wee bit uncomfortable.
21 posted on 11/07/2003 10:54:24 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Mouthing support for the workingman is one of the best ways to avoid actually being one.)
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To: RightWhale
As the old saw goes:

"If you can't hit 'em with facts, dazzle 'em with b***s***!"

22 posted on 11/07/2003 11:01:54 AM PST by Teacher317
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To: MikalM
I'm going to be out of town that day, tape it and get back to me, ok?
23 posted on 11/07/2003 11:26:28 AM PST by Old Professer
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To: MikalM
..."form what's called a grand sextile pattern"...

Heh, heh, heh. They said "sextile".
24 posted on 11/07/2003 11:35:12 AM PST by KMJames
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
"When the Moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars ...." Like, wow! I have visions of the scenes in 2001 as the planets align on the mysterious object over which the Sun rises.

I think I have to go lie down in a dark room with a wet towel over my eyes....

Congressman Billybob

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25 posted on 11/07/2003 11:46:30 AM PST by Congressman Billybob (www.ArmorforCongress.com Visit. Join. Help. Please.)
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To: Congressman Billybob
Pass the banana peel, dude...
26 posted on 11/07/2003 11:51:16 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
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To: MikalM
Truly a cool pattern is formed in a 2-dimensional earth-centric star chart by this event, but only if you elevate a large asteroid to the significance of the other planetary bodies. No, not Pluto, but Chiron.

Metaphysical cherry picking.

27 posted on 11/07/2003 12:02:39 PM PST by Cobra Scott
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To: MikalM
I always knew Bark Barford was an ill-informed lunatic but I had no idea his stupidity went THIS far!
28 posted on 11/07/2003 12:22:25 PM PST by RightWingAtheist (ID and Lysenkoism are both a lot of Lamarckey!)
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To: MikalM
Lemme guess Mark. It's a karmic, cosmic and therefore orgasmic timeto get slammed in the ass.
29 posted on 11/07/2003 1:17:51 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Congressman Billybob
Hey, everyone needs to believe something, and I believe I'll have a beer.
30 posted on 11/07/2003 1:26:32 PM PST by Chairman Fred (@mousiedung.commie)
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To: MikalM
I swear this guy gets paid by the word. Underneath this bubbling torrent of semantically null verbiage there's a kernel of an idea trying to emerge. If I understand Miss Morford correctly, we should all be spending the weekend in church or in a brothel.
31 posted on 11/07/2003 1:44:39 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: .cnI redruM

32 posted on 11/07/2003 1:48:12 PM PST by ckca
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To: TheBigB
I plan on going to the range and reciting my mantra. Target, breath, squeeze. Works every time.
33 posted on 11/07/2003 1:51:11 PM PST by dljordan
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To: ckca
Great!!
34 posted on 11/07/2003 2:37:48 PM PST by .cnI redruM (Mouthing support for the workingman is one of the best ways to avoid actually being one.)
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To: sticker
Harmonic Convergence???

I will withhold my opinion until after the Raider game. If they win, its legit.

35 posted on 11/07/2003 2:41:53 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Peace through Strength)
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To: MikalM
Boy. That must be some heap powerful angel dust ol' Mark is on.
36 posted on 11/07/2003 3:57:23 PM PST by Gritty
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To: Gritty
Socialists have a history of believing in pagan gobbelty gook. Goebbels and Himmler for example.
37 posted on 11/13/2003 2:05:32 PM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: MikalM
She liked the article....

38 posted on 11/13/2003 2:08:14 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (SSDD - Same S#it Different Democrat)
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To: MikalM
Is Ms. Morford smoking old tampons again?
39 posted on 11/13/2003 2:15:23 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Ain't Skeered...)
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To: Congressman Billybob
"When the Moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars ...."

The New Age, or the Age of Aquarius, doesn't begin until about the year 2600, give or take a decade or two. That is when the Spring Equinox moves out of the constellation Pisces and into Aquarius, due to the precession of the earth's axis.

Just thought you'd like to know some more irrelevant trivia.

-PJ

40 posted on 11/13/2003 2:25:03 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (It's not safe yet to vote Democrat.)
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