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Morford: The Great Cosmic Booty Call: It's a rare and delicious Harmonic Concordance
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| 11/7/03
| Mark Morford
Posted on 11/07/2003 10:21:20 AM PST by MikalM
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:44:42 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Of course it's all just glittery New Age froufrou moonbeam crapola that don't mean nuthin'. Sure it is.
Of course it's all just easily dismissible astrological hooey, just another big everyday lunar eclipse that just so happens to coincide with an incredibly rare and unusual and truly beautiful planetary configuration that, if you believe the signs, heralds a potentially enormous and profound spiritual awakening for humans (that's you) not seen since 1987's famous Harmonic Convergence, and not really even then.
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posted on
11/07/2003 10:21:21 AM PST
by
MikalM
To: MikalM
Yawn.
2
posted on
11/07/2003 10:22:16 AM PST
by
presidio9
(a new birth of Freedom)
To: presidio9
Aw, c'mon! For once I beat you to a Moronford posting, and that's all you've got to say? :-)
3
posted on
11/07/2003 10:24:20 AM PST
by
MikalM
To: MikalM
I can't really enjoy him when he's this heavily medicated.
4
posted on
11/07/2003 10:25:54 AM PST
by
presidio9
(a new birth of Freedom)
To: presidio9
Many plan to celebrate the Harmonic Convergence by picking at their straightjacket straps with their teeth.
5
posted on
11/07/2003 10:30:20 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(Check out my new pic at the FReeper Photo Album home page!)
To: presidio9
'Medicated'??? (S)he's just smoked so much o' da chronic, (s)he don't know which way is sideways...
To: MikalM
I say we use the Harmonic Concordance to concentrate our spiritual strength and help this country continue to kick Islamofascist ass, bring liberty to the oppressed, and get George Bush re-elected.
Either there is something to this Harmonic Concordance or there is not. If there is, then it's a good time to do it. If there isn't, it's no worse time than any other.
7
posted on
11/07/2003 10:35:07 AM PST
by
Celtjew Libertarian
(Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
To: MikalM
The Harmonic Concordance is yours to misunderstand and reject and ignore, or absorb and intuit and celebrate. You know, just like life Hard to beat cold logic.
8
posted on
11/07/2003 10:36:11 AM PST
by
RightWhale
(Close your tag lines)
To: MikalM
Far out, man!
9
posted on
11/07/2003 10:37:04 AM PST
by
GodBlessRonaldReagan
(where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
To: MikalM
What if his big event is that he
A. Goes straight
B. A + becomes republican
C. Nothing happens and he blames republicans and then
wonders why he wasn't special enough....
To: BallandPowder
Naaah.... I'll just E-mail him and tell him my plans up in post 7. That way, when things don't go the way he visualized them, he can blame me for countering him.
11
posted on
11/07/2003 10:39:51 AM PST
by
Celtjew Libertarian
(Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
To: MikalM
And it is, by all accounts and across all metaphysical spectra and belief and astrological notion and even into scientific communities, something damn precious and rare and hopeful and spiritually pregnant. That sentence is so completely new age liberal, it made me nauseous.
"Spiritually pregnant"? Gack.
12
posted on
11/07/2003 10:42:08 AM PST
by
xsrdx
(Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas)
To: MikalM
Is Kucinich attending?
To: MikalM
Harmonic Convergence??????? Maybe I can use this as an excuse to my wife not to go car shopping this weekend
14
posted on
11/07/2003 10:44:12 AM PST
by
sticker
To: xsrdx
spiritually pregnant Bill Clinton immediately denies any knowledge of the Harmonic Convergence.
15
posted on
11/07/2003 10:45:37 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(Check out my new pic at the FReeper Photo Album home page!)
To: MikalM
What, no "BushCo" snideness from Ms. Morford?
16
posted on
11/07/2003 10:47:44 AM PST
by
Jonah Hex
(If a dog started to salivate, would Pavlov ring a bell?)
To: MikalM
EVERY Mark Morphine column triggers a Harmonic Convergence of cosmic dumb-a-- factors! Factors so powerful that the reader's eyes glaze over and She/He/IT then bangs it's head against the keyboard in utter dumbfounded disgust.
17
posted on
11/07/2003 10:50:15 AM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Mouthing support for the workingman is one of the best ways to avoid actually being one.)
To: MikalM
What a total crock of sh*t! If the universe were a two-dimensional picture you might see a star. I was living near SF in 1987 during the Harmonic Covergence crap. All these people went to the top a mountain and stood there waiting for something to happen. It didn't and they drug their sorry butts home. I guess hope springs eternal for the loonies.
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posted on
11/07/2003 10:50:24 AM PST
by
BubbaBasher
(If there is value in diversity, then it must be in opinion, not skin color.)
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
Heavy. Dig it.
To: xsrdx
"Spiritually pregnant" is what you get from the slicked up "karmic dildo" ...
Morford is a pervert ...
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