I Just Got A Call

personal | 3/17/25 | left that other site

[left that other site]

YIKES! I just got a telephone call from the JW's. Evidently, going door-to-door isn't enough.

I told her she was in a false religion and that she should stop reading the New World Translation and get herself a REAL Bible.

I told her she needs to "Get Right With God".

[left that other site]

She hung up on me.

Has anybody else gotten PHONE CALLS from them?

I blocked the number, but evidently this is a new thing.

Saves on Footwear I suppose.

[CodeToad]

Just say, “How can you be doing this for Jesus over a telephone that is not in the Bible and Jesus never had a phone??”

[lowbridge]

We have been trying to reach you about your Bible’s extended warranty.

[Magnum44]

[Robert DeLong]

JW, I assume is Jehovah's Witnesses? I talked with them for quite a span of time, they believe in the Bible.

Of course you could mean Justice Warrior's.

Learn to be absolutely clear as to what you are talking about.

[Ciaphas Cain]

I once heard that JWs don't believe in wearing anything you aren't born with, like jewelry. There have been a few times since then that I have been visited by them. When I ask them about it they say yes.

"Okay then!" I exclaim before dropping my pants.

Never fails to scare them off.

[Magnum44]

[Ben Dover]

I see JW and I think Johnnie Walker.

[Campion]

I talked with them for quite a span of time, they believe in the Bible.

Well, sort of. They mostly believe in their own "translation" (one cooked up to back their aberrant theology). Some of the so-called "translators" were forced to admit under penalty of perjury that they had absolutely no qualifications in Biblical Hebrew or Greek.

[Campion]

“Do you know that pagans use telephones?”

[delchiante]

WTF is Justice Warriors that go door to door?

and if you need it for WTF translation in this case:
Who
The
Fudge

[gundog]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L5YvAbf9kW0&pp=ygUdRmFtaWx5IGd1eSwgamVtaW1hcyB3aXRuZXNzZXM%3D

[left that other site]

Indeed.

That’s what I said to the caller.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

“Do you know that pagans use telephones?”

I always suspected that was the case. Especially the ones labeled "spam caller".

[alexander_busek]

Wow! Imagine that! Pestered by a Jehovah's Witness!

I bet that you are one of a tiny fraction of FReepers who have had that experience!

Like maybe: 99.7% of all FReepers.

Regards,

[delchiante]

Their new tactics might mean they don’t keep the list of Do Not Visit this House anymore.

[left that other site]

I know we’ve all experienced that.

But the phone was a new thing for me.

[madison10]

They believe in THEIR Bible. They change words.

[BBQToadRibs2]

You need to counter with wanting to talk to her about her trucks extended warranty.

[kawhill]

No phone calls. They don’t even come out to the farm anymore.