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Joel Osteen daily email
Joel Osteen email ^ | 10/06/2014 | Joel Osteen

Posted on 10/06/2014 11:06:23 AM PDT by longhorn too

Posted for all those who would like to comment on the daily Osteen email, but not allowed to because of forum rules.


TOPICS: Activism
KEYWORDS: whinerscaucus

1 posted on 10/06/2014 11:06:23 AM PDT by longhorn too
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To: longhorn too

A link to nowhere. How quaint.


2 posted on 10/06/2014 11:07:53 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The man who damns money obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it earned it." --Ayn Rand)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Fitting, eh?


3 posted on 10/06/2014 11:11:29 AM PDT by fuente (Liberty resides in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box--Fredrick Douglas)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum; longhorn too
A link to nowhere. How quaint.

And apropos!

4 posted on 10/06/2014 11:13:45 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is more Osteen!


5 posted on 10/06/2014 11:16:37 AM PDT by RBStealth (--raised by wolves, disciplined and educated by nuns.)
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To: longhorn too

I got sixteen gallons of snake oil from Osteen and now I’m a millionaire!

Ask me how!


6 posted on 10/06/2014 11:21:14 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

money, cometh!


7 posted on 10/06/2014 11:24:43 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

In His holy name, cometh O money!


8 posted on 10/06/2014 11:26:10 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

gotta love the prosperity gospel. joel and victoria sure do.

and if you fail to prosper, it’s your fault, you didn’t believe hard enough or tithe enough.


9 posted on 10/06/2014 11:33:40 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: longhorn too

Name it and claim it!

I shall walk into the bank and claim a fortune, let’s see how that works out.

/s


10 posted on 10/06/2014 11:41:04 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: longhorn too

“O lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all have Porsches, I must make amends...”

Joel Osteens favorite rock song.

CC


11 posted on 10/06/2014 12:04:08 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: longhorn too
I am getting sick of that commercial for Osteen’s Sirius
radio channel on Fox news. How many times do they play it?
Even though it's short, if the remote is around it goes up to the next station when it comes on.
12 posted on 10/06/2014 12:06:30 PM PDT by pineybill (or)
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To: longhorn too

You have to sign in to yahoo to access the email.

So what was the content?

Let me guess.

God has a wonderful plan for your life. You just have to claim it and walk it out.

Rah, rah, rah...... everybody feel good about themselves.


13 posted on 10/06/2014 1:59:39 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: Secret Agent Man; metmom

**and if you fail to prosper, it’s your fault, you didn’t believe hard enough or tithe enough.**

After church yesterday my wife ran into Starbucks (off campus) to grab a quick cup of coffee. We just heard a sermon on God’s judgment. The week before we heard one on our sin. And the week before we heard about the fall. Each week the sermon concluded with the Good News that Jesus died for sinners. Next week we will hear a 30 minute sermon on the atoning life of Jesus.

While she was inside I flipped it over to the Osteen channel and he was spewing some nonsense about sending up vapors of praise, and if we do that we will get all sorts of blessing from God. We will be cured of physical ailments. We will make new business contacts. Over the next 20 minutes we heard all sorts of blather that does not at all resemble any teaching in the Bible. It all sounded like if I send up vapors of praise God owes me.

I feel sorry for people who actually believe this. When bad things happen, and they will, they will feel guilt for not sending up enough vapors.

We were both appalled.


14 posted on 10/06/2014 2:29:09 PM PDT by Gamecock
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To: admin

Religion Admin,

Please delete this posting, as it is a link to nowhere!


15 posted on 10/06/2014 3:22:37 PM PDT by longhorn too
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To: longhorn too; Vision

But LO!
It refers to Osteen, who is himself a link to nowhere!

Let’s all feel good and pray for money!


16 posted on 10/06/2014 4:19:30 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: longhorn too

Too late...


17 posted on 10/06/2014 4:24:12 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: longhorn too

Just like Osteen’s teaching.


18 posted on 10/06/2014 4:40:15 PM PDT by Gamecock
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To: longhorn too

This guy and his wife are nothing but scam artists. And the FnF show keeps inviting him on their show to spew more of the scam!


19 posted on 10/06/2014 4:55:13 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 ((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
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