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THE WINNING UDAY-QUASAY LIMERICK THIS MORNING ON KRLA 870
dfu | July 23, 2003 | dfu

Posted on 07/23/2003 10:41:07 AM PDT by doug from upland

KRLA 870 in Glendale, CA is giving away Disneyland tickets this week. The callers get 15 seconds to be creative and speak about a current issue. I almost won yesterday with a limerick, but today was the lucky day. The prize was four passes for four trips to Disneyland or California Adventure (which sucks big time).

The murdering Uday and Quasay

Liked torture and women and booze-ay

But they ran out of luck

When they didn't hear "duck!"

They're taking their forever snooze-ay


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: allyourlimmericks; arebelongtous; dead; finished; kaboom; kaput; manfromnantucket; poetry; pushingupdaisies; qusay; roomtemp; terminal; uday
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To: doug from upland
Doug, try this one on for size:

Two brothers spread torture and fear
'Til they fired when our troops gathered near
At the end of the day
Said Qusay to Uday,
"Hey, Bro! Ain't no virgins down here!"

61 posted on 07/23/2003 12:52:09 PM PDT by TXnMA (No Longer!!! -- and glad to be back home in God's Gountry!!)
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To: doug from upland
One of the local (female) talk radio hosts was calling Qusay "Poo-say" (as in Pu--y), this morning.
62 posted on 07/23/2003 12:54:06 PM PDT by Question_Assumptions
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To: All
Thanks to all you wonderful poets for some great laughs. I stand in awe at your talent and genius.
63 posted on 07/23/2003 12:56:42 PM PDT by First Amendment
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To: AngryJawa
Limericks are fine, but I think this occasion calls for haiku.

See Post #22

64 posted on 07/23/2003 12:59:35 PM PDT by Alouette
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To: ko_kyi
Uday and Qusay

Ran Iraq like gangsta thugs

Who's your daddy now?

65 posted on 07/23/2003 12:59:39 PM PDT by AngryJawa
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To: TXnMA
As a veteran of two Clinton limerick books and well over 10,000 limericks, that was very, very well done. Great theme and good job following limerick rules.
66 posted on 07/23/2003 1:11:31 PM PDT by doug from upland (Bill - go away...Hillary - go away.....you have done enough damage to this great Republic)
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To: doug from upland
Saddam's boys, from Iraq , not Nantucket

Just wound up with their brains in a bucket.

Now the Dems are SO pissed,

Wished the soldiers had missed.

They don't like it, too bad ,we say f#%kit !
67 posted on 07/23/2003 2:51:22 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: doug from upland
Thank you, kind Sir!

Such praise from FR's Poet Laureate was quite unexpected! < blush... >

68 posted on 07/23/2003 3:09:45 PM PDT by TXnMA (No Longer!!! -- and glad to be back home in God's Gountry!!)
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To: doug from upland; dighton
The evil brothers from Tikrit-o
Are now, shall we say, quite finit-o
Turn them each bottom-most
Hang 'em from a lamp post
Just like their precursor, Benit-o

Leni

69 posted on 07/23/2003 3:25:20 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: doug from upland
Thanks for the LOL! I needed that. I'm glad they're gone. One of them literally fed a woman to his dogs. I want to see a picture of their dead bodies!!!!!!
70 posted on 07/23/2003 3:26:34 PM PDT by Saundra Duffy (For victory & freedom!!!)
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To: Saundra Duffy
Agreed. I want everyone in Iraq to see the bodies. This is what happens to evil. God bless the brave troops who fight this fight and God bless this commander in chief for calling evil what it is and taking the fight to it. I really appreciate moral clarity. And it drives the leftists out of their freaking minds.
71 posted on 07/23/2003 3:38:00 PM PDT by doug from upland (Bill - go away...Hillary - go away.....you have done enough damage to this great Republic)
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To: doug from upland
There once were two sons from Iraq,
Both shot dead as a matter of fact.
A good deed, 'tis true,
but we won't be through,
'til we put their dad in a big body sack.
72 posted on 07/23/2003 4:29:10 PM PDT by Rebel_Ace (Tags?!? Tags?!? We don' neeeed no stinkin' Tags!)
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To: austinTparty
not bad.
not bad.
not too shabby at all.
73 posted on 07/23/2003 5:47:37 PM PDT by King Prout (people hear and do not listen, see and do not observe, speak without thought, post and not edit)
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To: RightWhale
cheese???
74 posted on 07/23/2003 5:51:24 PM PDT by King Prout (people hear and do not listen, see and do not observe, speak without thought, post and not edit)
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To: doug from upland
"[M]oral clarity...drives the leftists out of their freaking minds."

Our brave lads achieved quite a rarity
When in a moment of real moral clarity
They busted a cap
In Hussein fils rotten ass
And touched off this rhyming hilarity

75 posted on 07/23/2003 6:03:54 PM PDT by quark
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To: doug from upland

Saddam had two sons, Qusay and Udai,
They each took bullets today,
The marines smilled with a grin,
laughed off the leftist chargin,
and said "Saddam is the next bastard we're gonna slay"

76 posted on 07/23/2003 6:08:03 PM PDT by Malsua (ew)
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To: Malsua

Chagrin even. heh
77 posted on 07/23/2003 6:09:18 PM PDT by Malsua (ew)
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To: doug from upland
Kyoudai wa
chikatetsu de doa akete
heru desu heru desu

brothers on life's train
doors open
next stop Hell next stop Hell
78 posted on 07/23/2003 6:21:07 PM PDT by ArtDodger
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BTTT for later.
79 posted on 07/23/2003 7:27:01 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: bedolido
I used to listen to rock on KRLA in the 60's

You shouldn't be hearing this out on the street, so your freeper friend in LA
needs to tell you something...

...the "KRLA" of today is at 870AM...the frequency that was KIEV for decades.
As a transplant to Los Angeles, the original KRLA station changed and KIEV
somehow obtained the KRLA nameplate.

Actually, for the first couple of years in Los Angeles, friends who came from "flyover
country" and I had a good laugh at the irony that Los Angeles' most conservative talk station
bore the nameplate of a major city in the former USSR.
80 posted on 07/23/2003 7:34:36 PM PDT by VOA
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