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THE WINNING UDAY-QUASAY LIMERICK THIS MORNING ON KRLA 870
dfu
| July 23, 2003
| dfu
Posted on 07/23/2003 10:41:07 AM PDT by doug from upland
KRLA 870 in Glendale, CA is giving away Disneyland tickets this week. The callers get 15 seconds to be creative and speak about a current issue. I almost won yesterday with a limerick, but today was the lucky day. The prize was four passes for four trips to Disneyland or California Adventure (which sucks big time).
The murdering Uday and Quasay
Liked torture and women and booze-ay
But they ran out of luck
When they didn't hear "duck!"
They're taking their forever snooze-ay
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: allyourlimmericks; arebelongtous; dead; finished; kaboom; kaput; manfromnantucket; poetry; pushingupdaisies; qusay; roomtemp; terminal; uday
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To: doug from upland
Or is it Qusay? Who cares.
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posted on
07/23/2003 10:41:39 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Bill - go away...Hillary - go away.....you have done enough damage to this great Republic)
To: doug from upland
lol... I used to listen to rock on KRLA in the 60's... good times long forgotten (well, brought back). Thanks for the laughs and memories.
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posted on
07/23/2003 10:45:43 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
To: doug from upland
I say, you say, we all say Qusay - NOT!!!!!!!!
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posted on
07/23/2003 10:45:48 AM PDT
by
.cnI redruM
(Dirty Deeds and They're Done Dirt Cheap)
To: doug from upland
Nice work...and congratulations.
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posted on
07/23/2003 10:47:13 AM PDT
by
syriacus
(Dock the pay of politicians when they boycott.)
To: doug from upland
Someone Freep-mailed me this one:
Qusay and Uday are e-day.
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posted on
07/23/2003 10:48:05 AM PDT
by
onyx
(Name an honest democrat? I can't either!)
To: doug from upland
Great! Rintense won the quote of the day with:
"Quasay and Uday are eaday"
I sort of like this post from the front/via his "Bro":
My brother is with the 2nd Battlaion, 1st Armored at the Baghdad Airport ("George W. Bush International", that is). He said they were briefed on the operation early yesterday, and then came the official announcement about 9:30 PM local time. After the briefing yesterday, bro sent me a one line e-mail. It said:
"Uday and Qusay are uckfayed"
I kinda liked that...
113 posted on 07/23/2003 11:59 AM EDT by Defend the Second
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posted on
07/23/2003 10:49:37 AM PDT
by
hoosiermama
(.Prayer for all)
To: MinuteGal; AnAmericanMother; Librarina; austinTparty
Ping for the Light Verse Brigade.
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posted on
07/23/2003 10:49:42 AM PDT
by
dighton
(NLC™)
To: doug from upland
Uday and Quasay
There once were these brothers from Iraq who said, "we cover each others back" The forces attacked the brothers were wacked Now they are lying in a black sack
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posted on
07/23/2003 10:52:31 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
To: doug from upland
Ol' Uday and Qusay Hussein
To the Iraqis had been quite a pain
But the publics fortune reversed
When the 101st
Deposited lead in their brains
To: doug from upland
You say Uday Today? Qusay pay Uday to lay Ray. Nay say Ray to lay by gay Uday. Qusay play with Ray all day in nice way. No lay no pay for Uday. A jay a Day helps Qusay stay away.
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posted on
07/23/2003 10:57:43 AM PDT
by
jetson
To: doug from upland
I'll try one:
Hussein's sons while in Mosul,
Stopped in for a pot of gruel,
A neighbor who saw, that they stayed for a chaw,
Dropped a dime and the sons were the gruel.
To: Semper Paratus
There once were sons Uday and QUasay
WHo ended up being quite eaday
THeir father said boys
Don't give way your toys
You'll soon be joined by your Dad day!
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posted on
07/23/2003 11:05:45 AM PDT
by
hoosiermama
(.Prayer for all)
To: doug from upland
15 seconds? Go...
There once were two brothers named Uday and Quasay,
who some people claimed were quite dead.
This was denied,
until they were spied,
sprawled out on the floor without heads.
To: doug from upland
The brothers Uday and Qusay,
Were aces and not a mere deuce-a,
But when blown to shards,
Those devilish cards,
Found their guts had gone terribly loose-a.
To: dighton
Okay, I apologize in advance, but... (*ahem* to the tune of The Song of the South's "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah")
A clip into Qusay
and a clip in Uday
My, oh my it's bigtime payback day! Plenty of firepower headed their way
So another clip into Qusay
and one more for Uday
Missed that Blackbird above their shoulders?
They went poof! In Iraq you'll
see ev'rything is now satisfactch'll
Unload a clip in Qusay, and a clip in Uday:
They're beyond feeling, dead Qusay and Uday!
To: doug from upland
MANSION FOR SALE: Its location
In Mosul is great for vacations,
Although it looks dated,
It's well-ventilated,
And comes with two floor decorations.
To: austinTparty
How about for the winner a T shirt that says:
"I won the uday qusay limerick contest and all I got was this lousy T shirt!"
To: doug from upland
At a young defector's urgin'
Uday and Qusay got their purgin'
Uday's teeth were cleft
And the mess that was left
Couldn't be saved by a surgeon.
To: doug from upland
Look what you started!
ROFLOL!
Oh do we need the laughter!
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posted on
07/23/2003 11:12:52 AM PDT
by
hoosiermama
(.Prayer for all)
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