[Semper Paratus]

I'll try one:

Hussein's sons while in Mosul,

Stopped in for a pot of gruel,

A neighbor who saw, that they stayed for a chaw,

Dropped a dime and the sons were the gruel.

[hoosiermama]

There once were sons Uday and QUasay
WHo ended up being quite eaday
THeir father said boys
Don't give way your toys
You'll soon be joined by your Dad day!