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THE WINNING UDAY-QUASAY LIMERICK THIS MORNING ON KRLA 870
dfu | July 23, 2003 | dfu

Posted on 07/23/2003 10:41:07 AM PDT by doug from upland

KRLA 870 in Glendale, CA is giving away Disneyland tickets this week. The callers get 15 seconds to be creative and speak about a current issue. I almost won yesterday with a limerick, but today was the lucky day. The prize was four passes for four trips to Disneyland or California Adventure (which sucks big time).

The murdering Uday and Quasay

Liked torture and women and booze-ay

But they ran out of luck

When they didn't hear "duck!"

They're taking their forever snooze-ay


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: allyourlimmericks; arebelongtous; dead; finished; kaboom; kaput; manfromnantucket; poetry; pushingupdaisies; qusay; roomtemp; terminal; uday
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To: AngryJawa
Limericks are fine, but I think this occasion calls for haiku.

Uday and Qusay
Look pretty much like swiss cheese
But smell a lot worse

41 posted on 07/23/2003 11:54:02 AM PDT by kevkrom (If you can't say something nice, well, then you're probably talking about a Clinton)
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To: AngryJawa
Uday and Qusay
Which do you think is hotter:
Iraq or Hades?
42 posted on 07/23/2003 11:55:18 AM PDT by sirshackleton
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To: B-Chan
I like yours better - good work!
43 posted on 07/23/2003 11:55:27 AM PDT by talleyman (Land of the freep and home of the brave)
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Ah, welcome to Hell:
No seventy-two virgins
For either of you
44 posted on 07/23/2003 11:57:30 AM PDT by kevkrom (If you can't say something nice, well, then you're probably talking about a Clinton)
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To: AngryJawa
Evil brothers in hiding
a dime was dropped on them both
Justice Delivered
45 posted on 07/23/2003 11:59:26 AM PDT by ko_kyi
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To: sirshackleton
ROFL! Bring the haiku! Bring it!
46 posted on 07/23/2003 12:00:21 PM PDT by AngryJawa
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To: doug from upland
The Hussein boys were fixin' to blow,
When their transmission started to go,
Then piped up Uday,
"Hey, I think it's okay,
"Our friends have arranged for a TOW."
47 posted on 07/23/2003 12:00:37 PM PDT by Physicist
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To: Physicist
The Hussein boys (now dead)
Were hauled away via flatbed
It's not really that
Either was fat
Just that they're loaded with lead.
48 posted on 07/23/2003 12:06:31 PM PDT by kevkrom (If you can't say something nice, well, then you're probably talking about a Clinton)
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To: Physicist
"Uday! Our plan was sheer genius!"
"Yes, brother..no Yankees have seen us!"
"But the guy down the block was licking his chops,"
"And was unusually happy to meet us..."
49 posted on 07/23/2003 12:09:01 PM PDT by sirshackleton
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To: ko_kyi
Uday and Qusay

Encounter Task Force Twenty

Someone get a mop

50 posted on 07/23/2003 12:10:32 PM PDT by AngryJawa
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To: doug from upland
Udai.....Qusai
51 posted on 07/23/2003 12:12:06 PM PDT by doug from upland (Bill - go away...Hillary - go away.....you have done enough damage to this great Republic)
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To: AngryJawa
Hussein brothers dead
Al Jazeera says murder
Cry me a river
52 posted on 07/23/2003 12:12:40 PM PDT by ko_kyi
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To: doug from upland
Uday and Qusay were goin' Khartoum
When a TOW landed near and went Ka-Boom
Now their plans are amuck
'cause their title is schmuck
when the 101st swept them up with a broom
53 posted on 07/23/2003 12:15:37 PM PDT by Young Werther
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To: doug from upland
Uday and Qusay are dead

From bullets lodged in their heads

Their bodies now on display

In downtown Bagdad today

And the pictures are already for sale on Ebay!!

54 posted on 07/23/2003 12:23:19 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: ko_kyi
Sadaam's Boys Dead

Chuck Rangel Decries Force

Nice Hairdo, Charlie

55 posted on 07/23/2003 12:30:26 PM PDT by AngryJawa
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To: austinTparty
"A clip into Qusay
and a clip in Uday"

A clip? like in a stripper clip? By the time you get them
pushed down inside the box of your 1903 Springfield, Uday and Qusay's body guards would have sprayed you thirty times from their AK's

A man of such reason and logic should know the difference between a magazine and a clip, don't you think?
56 posted on 07/23/2003 12:34:09 PM PDT by HadEnough
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To: doug from upland; Zavien Doombringer
Saddam’s advice to his two boys:
“Sneak away, don’t make any noise”
“You are play’in with fire”
“Your situation is dire!”
“The 101st are too good with their toys!”


And where was the limerick ping, Zavien?

CB^D
57 posted on 07/23/2003 12:39:33 PM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
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To: doug from upland
The Brothers Huessein
For certes were insane
And at stealing and killing known well
Gunned down in their prime
Now to pay for their Crime
Walked dressed as trollips in hades.
58 posted on 07/23/2003 12:41:49 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (RATS: We're sorry Saddam.)
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To: HadEnough
Magazine doesn't rhyme with zip. Clip does. This is logical and is in fact reasonable in a bit of light verse. For example, want to take issue with Semper Paratus' use of the word "gruel"? Perhaps Uday and Qusay stopped in for a bit of mutton, perhaps they didn't eat at all. But since mutton doesn't rhyme with Mosul, and saying that "Uday and Qusay stopped in to not eat at all" is awkward, SP is using something called "poetic license."

For your edification:
poetic license (noun) -
1. license used by a writer or artist to heighten the effect of their work

Now that the frog has been dissected, let's move on to:

A man of [...]

Ah, assumptions, assumptions...

59 posted on 07/23/2003 12:50:18 PM PDT by austinTparty
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To: sirshackleton
Ol' Uday and Qusay Hussein
To the Iraqis had been quite a pain
But the publics fortune reversed
When the 101st
Deposited lead in their brains

ROTFLOL!!! The best laugh I've had in WEEKS!!
You are a genius!
60 posted on 07/23/2003 12:50:42 PM PDT by First Amendment
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