To: doug from upland
The Hussein boys were fixin' to blow,
When their transmission started to go,
Then piped up Uday,
"Hey, I think it's okay,
"Our friends have arranged for a TOW."
To: Physicist
The Hussein boys (now dead)
Were hauled away via flatbed
It's not really that
Either was fat
Just that they're loaded with lead.
48 posted on
07/23/2003 12:06:31 PM PDT by
kevkrom
(If you can't say something nice, well, then you're probably talking about a Clinton)
To: Physicist
"Uday! Our plan was sheer genius!"
"Yes, brother..no Yankees have seen us!"
"But the guy down the block was licking his chops,"
"And was unusually happy to meet us..."
To: Physicist
"Our friends have arranged for a TOW."
Excellent.
85 posted on
07/23/2003 8:53:35 PM PDT by
Antoninus
(In hoc signo, vinces †)
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