A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day...07-15-03...Tagline Contest (ANN COULTER BOOK PRIZE!)

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[Billie]

A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day

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ANN COULTER, ANN COULTER, ANN COULTER!

by FreeTheHostages
design by Billie

What’s the funniest tag line you’ve seen? The funniest you’ve thought of – or is there someone else’s tag line that you want to plagiarize and call your own for contest purposes?

Post your entries – AS A TAG LINE – in this thread today and I’ll give, to the Funniest Tag Line, a great conservative gift!: a copy of Ann Coulter’s new book.

What I like about this contest is that the winner may have no idea that they entered!

Post your entry on this page by 10 p.m. EST, winner announced by midnight. No complaining that the judge is insane, easily bribed, and wholly lacking in judgment – we all know that already.

Bribes are welcome. Comments on your opinion on which is funniest are welcome.

Don’t be ridiculous! Everyone knows my judging is absurd. If you enter and don’t win, it means absolutely nothing! Trust me, around here, as a Judge, I get –

Some tag lines go with the post. Others work with any post, such as “ No trees were killed in sending this message, but billions of electrons were inconvenienced.” Others just have delightful humor, such as the wish that Sharpton should be the Democratic presidential candidate: “RUN AL, RUN!!!”

It would be fair to say that whatever your tag line, it’s going to get points with me, the judge, for being funny and having a conservative bent to it.

In sum, we’re looking for funny here. I’ve long been a fan of Chad Fairbank’s use of tag lines. He’s currently sporting a somewhat mysterious one (“There's no place like 192.0.0.1 There's no place like 192.0.0.1 There's no place like…”), but his tag lines are often a hoot. Whose your favorite tag author?

Speaking of authors......remember, this is what you're playing for!

Are you as surprised as I was? This has to be some kind of record. Never has Freezie said so little in so few words, and as such, we wanted to show our appreciation with this Award of ExcellenceBrevity. :) We also felt there was no more fitting a presenter than the Skinny One. ~ Billie

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[Billie]

Nothing's too much trouble for our Finest FRiends. :)

Dutchess, Aqua, I see you cleaned up around your computer before posing for this. :)

[Aeronaut]

Good morning Billie.

[Aquamarine]

LOL!

I stumble in here with a towel on my head and find this hostess graphic!
You are too clever Billie!

[hoosiermama]

Geez! It looks exactly like my computer area, except it's in a closet so I can close the door! ABout the only door in the barn that gets closed. (Finally learned how to post pictures..... check out the homepage)

[The Mayor]

Just on time, I am just running out the door. : )

[GailA]

Good Morning ALL...Coffee's on

[Aquamarine]

Your place is adorable...wish I had an herb garden like that.

[Billie]

Good morning - today of all days, you're without a tagline! :)

[Billie]

It had to be you (and dutchess) after your posts yesterday. :)

[Forgiven_Sinner]

Let's start with a classic . . .

[Calpernia]

Gosh, I really am sorry all. I didn't mean to leave my webcam on like that. I hope you all can recover from that unsightly picture of me this morning.

[Forgiven_Sinner]

Along the theme of trust . . .

[hoosiermama]

WARNING! It come complete with a resident snake!

[g'nad]

g'mornin' darlin'... busy day ahead... been checkin' the thread, and you've been a charmin' hostess...

my use of taglines is feeble at best...

[ladtx]

This is the one I usually use.

[g'nad]

or this...

[Aquamarine]

It must be Dutchess, I don't have any fuzzy slippers like that. LOL

Since I can never think of a good tagline my tagline entry is stolen from another FReeper...guess who it is.

[Forgiven_Sinner]

A limerick . .