1 posted on
07/15/2003 5:48:29 AM PDT by
Billie
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| 50,000 people go to a baseball game, but the game was rained out. A refund is then due. The team is about to mail refunds when the Congressional Democrats stopps them and decrees that they send out refund amounts based on the Democrat National Committee's interpretation of fairness. After all,if the refunds are made based on the price each person paid for the tickets, most of the money would go to the wealthiest ticket holders. That would be unconscionable! |
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2 posted on
07/15/2003 5:50:57 AM PDT by
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To: ST.LOUIE1; Billie; daisyscarlett; dansangel; dutchess; Mama_Bear; FreeTheHostages; .45MAN; ...
Nothing's too much trouble for our Finest FRiends. :)
Dutchess, Aqua, I see you cleaned up around your computer before posing for this. :)
3 posted on
07/15/2003 5:52:43 AM PDT by
Billie
To: Billie
Let's start with a classic . . .
12 posted on
07/15/2003 6:07:25 AM PDT by
Forgiven_Sinner
(In God we trust . . . all others pay cash.)
To: Billie
Along the theme of trust . . .
14 posted on
07/15/2003 6:08:36 AM PDT by
Forgiven_Sinner
("Trust--but verify" - Ronald Reagan)
To: Billie
A limerick . .
20 posted on
07/15/2003 6:11:59 AM PDT by
Forgiven_Sinner
(A pretty conservative named Coulter . . . Her invective became bolder and bolder . . .)
To: Billie
How about.....
22 posted on
07/15/2003 6:13:45 AM PDT by
iceskater
(Everyone has the right to be stupid, some just abuse the priviledge (especially most democrats).)
To: FreeTheHostages
23 posted on
07/15/2003 6:14:02 AM PDT by
JustAmy
(I hope you weren't expecting flowers!)
To: Billie; The Thin Man
LOL. Thanks for the award!! So kind of you. And coming as it does from The Thin Man, you know *exactly* how much value I place upon it. ;)
To: Billie
Limerick continued . . .
30 posted on
07/15/2003 6:18:53 AM PDT by
Forgiven_Sinner
(Reviled by the Left . . . Whose brains she had cleft...Unimpaired, the liberal hot heads grew colder)
To: Chad Fairbanks
Hey, we're talking about you in here today. Read the opening post!
To: Billie
Thanks Dad
39 posted on
07/15/2003 6:25:35 AM PDT by
IncPen
(The liberal's reward is self-disgust.)
To: Billie
Thanks for the kind words, Billie - I'll try not to disappoint :0)
40 posted on
07/15/2003 6:25:51 AM PDT by
Chad Fairbanks
(DEATH to all fanatics!)
To: Billie
...
42 posted on
07/15/2003 6:27:16 AM PDT by
Portnoy
(Fahrenheit 451...Today's Temperature is hotter than you think...)
To: Billie
I think I have the best tag line on FR.
52 posted on
07/15/2003 6:34:12 AM PDT by
Phantom Lord
(Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain)
To: Billie
LOL! I saw that one too, it was funny! "There's no place like 192.0.0.1 There's no place like 192.0.0.1 There's no place like…"
Ah....so today is funny. Ok...off to put my 'funny cap on'.
53 posted on
07/15/2003 6:35:33 AM PDT by
Calpernia
(Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.)
To: Billie
Here we go again...
57 posted on
07/15/2003 6:39:15 AM PDT by
.45MAN
(Double Tag=============================)
To: Billie
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58 posted on
07/15/2003 6:40:17 AM PDT by
E Rocc
(Reality is to liberals what garlic is to vampires.)
To: Billie
I needed a new one anyway......
"God mad us Freepers, Prozac made us friends."
59 posted on
07/15/2003 6:41:16 AM PDT by
MaryFromMichigan
(God mad us freepers, Prozac made us friends.)
To: Billie
bump
60 posted on
07/15/2003 6:46:00 AM PDT by
boxerblues
("Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women." Bill Clinton)
To: Billie
And this one...
64 posted on
07/15/2003 6:49:36 AM PDT by
TheBigB
(Charlie Chan say: "Man who keep hand in pocket feel cocky all day.")
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