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Black XX: "Ain't Jokin'!!"
The Infamous MudCave ^ | 11 June 2003 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 06/11/2003 9:25:54 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD


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To: Cyber-Band
Blackfoot's "Highway Song"

Well, another day, another dollar, after I've sang and hollered,
Oh, it's my way of living, and I can't change a thing.
Another town is drawing near. Oh, baby, I wish you were here!
But the only way I can see you, darlin', is in my dreams.
It's a highway song.. you sing it on and on.. on and on..

Well, the hurt you leave behind, it's the hurt that's on your mind.
Oh, and last night's show took its toll on me.
Well the city lights fly by me, as I lay my body in my bed,
Oh, and dreams of you Dance through my head.
It's a highway song.. you sing it on and on.. on and on..
Highway song.. is as lonely.. as the road I'm on..

It's those big wheels are ready to roll. We've be flyin' high and so low.
Lord, and all this madness, ain't crazy as it seems.
Everywhere, they stop and stare. I'm just a stranger on this road.
Oh, I stand alone, only in my dream.
Highway song.. you sing it on and on.. on and on..
Highway song.. is as lonely.. as the road I'm on..
Highway song.. you sing it on and on.. on and on..
Highway song.. is as lonely.. as the road I'm on..
621 posted on 08/20/2003 9:37:45 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band; George W. Bush; dubyagee; BOBTHENAILER; KLT; jla; FBD; Landru; dirtboy
31 July 1999

President William J. Clinton
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20500

Re: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"

Dear Mr. President:

A number of months have now passed since the United States Senate failed in its Constitutional Duty to uphold and protect the sanctity of the Office of the Presidency of the United States, by sleep-walking through a sham Impeachment Trial and thereby allowing a blatant Perjurer, Obstructer of Justice, and out-and-out lowlife to retain the once-revered Oval Office. While this failure was indeed disappointing to millions upon millions of patriotic Americans accross this great land of ours, it will ultimately prove invaluable in targeting specific Effete Elite Senators for future removal from elected office. Senators who believe elected officials are above the Laws they themselves enact have no business retaining their Seats of Power, and they will be dealt with in due time. However, the immediate crisis facing this Nation is the indisputable fact that its highest elected official is not only a proven Felon, but we have since learned you are an alleged Rapist (Juanita Broaddrick and others), an Abuser of Power (IRS-Gate, File-Gate, the dog-wagging Kosovo Massacre, and the heretofore under-reported manipulation of the National Media), and a bought and paid-for Communist-Chinese Traitor to the national interests of the American People. And let no one forget--least of all the Rosenbergs--that TREASON is at the very least an IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!

This, of course, will not stand! The wheels of justice may turn all-too-slowly for this man's taste, but they are already turning in preparation for the Re-Impeachment of you, William Jefferson Clinton. Senators who are already on record as approving of a Felon in the Oval Office will soon be presented with the opportunity to weigh in on whether or not they support a TREASONOUS TYRANT whose acceptance of bribes from the Red Chinese Military Leadership--and the "quid-pro-quo" sale of sensitive nuclear technology to same--has resulted in an increasingly dangerous future for all Americans (and an expensive new Cold War with our #1 Geopolitical Foe going into the next Millenium)!! And please realize that, if 34 Democratic Senators vote in defense of your TREASON, it will serve as a well-deserved death-knell for the once-honorable Democratic Party...and we'll still convict you and dispatch you from office after the congressional Balance of Power has been dramatically altered on 5 November 2002!!

However, for the good of the Country--and the Office of the Presidency--we in the so-called "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" for Justice are willing to give you one last chance to do what you should have done well over a year ago...RESIGN!! RESIGN before Labor Day '99 and we on the Right may find it in our hearts to curtail the inevitable March To Justice somewhere short of your wasting away the rest of your days calling some Bubba "Schnook'ems" in a 7'x10' honeymoon suite in some Federal Penitentiary. Of course, Hell'ry could still make conjugal visits...LOL! Just blame me, if you'd like, a self-proclaimed "Right-Wing Zealot!" for your premature flight from office. Perhaps you can even "spin it" in such a way as to get you some sympathy points and improve the electoral chances for both Algore AND your wife... nice legacy, by the way...ROFLMAO! Sure, you'll have to give up your Presidential Pension and, of course, you'll be disbarred, but most likely your jailtime can be kept to a few short years. After all the pain and embarrassment you have thrust upon your wife and daughter, will you not spare them the ignominy and pain of having a husband or father rotting away the rest of his once-promising life in prison for TREASON?! For if you do not RESIGN soon, I--and many others--will do everything in our considerable power to guarantee you that the inevitable Tsunami of Justice will proceed as follows:

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL/CONVICTION FOR TREASON PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION.)

I don't mean to put too fine of a point on this, Slick Willie, you have been officially put on notice! Enjoy the music, then FACE THE MUSIC...RESIGN NOW!!

Quite Sincerely,

Mudboy Slim

Enclosure: Mudboy Slim and the libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"

cc. The U.S. House of Representatives
The U.S. Senate
The Mass Media
Fellow VRWC Members




Dear Fellow FReepers and Jim Robinson--

I have a confession to make. On Thursday, the 29th of July, I posted an "Open Letter to the POTUS" that I indicated had already been sent to the White House with a copy of Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' third 60-minute cassette, "A Lust Fer Justice." The letter was admittedly--and purposefully--harsh, and included some pretty fiery rhetoric about the VRWC "sparing" Bill Clinton's life from an Execution for Treason, if he were to RESIGN by Labor Day of this year. A slew of responses ensued and I did my best to re-assure everyone that I in no way intended that I nor anyone else take Justice into our own hands, but after over 20 posts in what seemed like no time...the thread disappeared from the website.

Later, Mr. Robinson e-mailed me to explain that he pulled the post as, in his judgement, it could be "construed" that I was threatening the well-being of the President. Of course, on this site, JR's the boss, and I accept his verdict, but in my e-mail response to him I explained--in no uncertain terms--that I would never even contemplate such a radical act, nor would I encourage anyone else to do so. In fact, I would go so far as to say that--if there were ever to be an attempt on the Traitor-in-Chief's life--this asinine, cowardly, and immoral act (not unlike the assassination of JFK) would most likely come from some disaffected member of the Left or some other martyr-making Leftist sick and tired of the damage Slick Willie's caused his Party. The Right, on the other hand, needs Slick Willie alive in order to exact the Justice he has coming to him!!

The letter above is actually the one that was sent to the White House, and it actually wasn't dropped in the mail until this afternoon. Thanks in no small part to JR and a couple other FReeper friends, the "Open Letter to the POTUS" has been toned down significantly...BUT THE PURPOSE REMAINS THE SAME!! RESIGN BY LABOR DAY '99, SLICK WILLIE, OR PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF...MUD

1 Posted on 07/31/1999 21:28:59 PDT by Mudboy Slim (D@Lone.FReeper)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD


622 posted on 08/20/2003 9:44:36 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: conservativemusician; poet; Fracas; M. Thatcher; Liz; Libloather; FallGuy
"Kosovo Slaughter"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")

Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout that New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!

Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!! Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...

(Excellent guitar jammin')

We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!

Slick Willie Clinton is a MASS-MURDERER...MUD
623 posted on 08/20/2003 9:53:26 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Landru
So, Dru, when are ya makin' it eastward, my FRiend...seems I owe ya an evenin' at Legends' Brewery, smokin' stoagies and feastin' on a VA Ham Dinner with all the fixins'!! Elseways, I gotta go Postal with the ill-gotten ContraBand...LOL!!

So...I told ya I wuz a bit burned out from an overdose of FReepin', but that ain't the half of it. The Missuz has cracked the whip and made me renounce FReepin' 'til I git all my chores done, and considerin' I got a lotta chores, FReepin's hadta take a backseat fer the last few months. Still, I haven't given up hope that our deepest desires will all be satiated and those that have broken Federal Laws will be brought to Justice.

FReegards...MUD

624 posted on 08/20/2003 10:47:11 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Landru
"Ignominious...adj. 1 dishonorable 2 despicable 3 humiliating, degrading syn disreputable, discreditable, disgraceful, inglorious"

The Missuz' greatest fear in life...ignominy, imho...MUD

625 posted on 08/20/2003 10:59:44 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: PhiKapMom
"...it [the failed Clinton Impeachment I] will ultimately prove invaluable in targeting specific Effete Elite Senators for future removal from elected office. Senators who believe elected officials are above the Laws they themselves enact have no business retaining their Seats of Power, and they will be dealt with in due time."

Howdy PKM, could ya find me a list of vulnerable DemonRAT Senators who Voted to ACQUIT Slick Willie the Rapist the last time around?! A list of RINO Defenders of InJustice would be appreciated as well!!

FReegards...MUD

626 posted on 08/20/2003 11:06:47 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Kathy in Alaska
Bless this house O Lord we pray;
Make it safe by night and day;
Bless these walls so firm and stout,
Keeping want and trouble out:
Bless the roof and chimneys tall,
Let thy peace lie over all;
Bless this door, that it may prove
ever open to joy and love.


Bless these windows shining bright,
Letting in God's heav'nly light;
Bless the hearth a'blazing there,
with smoke ascending like a prayer;
Bless the folk who dwell within,
keep them pure and free from sin;
Bless us all that we may be
Fit O Lord to dwell with thee;
Bless us all that one day we
May dwell O Lord with thee.

Amen...MUD
627 posted on 08/20/2003 11:11:26 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: sultan88
I FReep ALONE!! Thoroughgood...LOL!!

MUD

628 posted on 08/20/2003 11:16:02 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
A Man I'll Never Be
Boston

If I said what's on my mind
You'd turn and walk away
Disappearing way back in your dreams
It's so hard to be unkind
So easy just to say
That everything is just the way it seems
You look up at me
And somewhere in your mind you see
A man I'll never be
If only I could find a way
I'd feel like I'm the man you believe I am
And it gets harder every day for me
To hide behind this dream you see
A man I'll never be
I can't get any stronger
I can't climb any higher
You'll never know just how hard I've tried
Cry a little longer
And hold a little tighter
Emotions can't be satisfied
You look up at me
And somewhere in your mind you see
A man I'll never be
If only I could find a way
I'd feel like I'm the man you believe I am
And it gets harder every day for me
To hide behind this dream you see
A man I'll never be

Pre...MUD
629 posted on 08/20/2003 11:20:53 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: BearzQuagmire
"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

See ya at the beach...Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)


630 posted on 08/20/2003 11:31:38 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: cherry_bomb88
"You'll Accompny Me"
Bob Seger

A gypsy wind is blowing warm tonight
The sky is starlit and the time is right
And still you're telling me you have to go
Before you leave there's something you should know
Yeah something you should know babe

I've seen you smiling in the summer sun
I've seen your long hair flying when you run
I've made my mind up that it's meant to be
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Out where the rivers meet the sounding sea
You're high above me now
You're wild and free ah, but
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me

Some people say that love's a losing game
You start with fire
But you lose the flame
The ashes smolder
But the warmth's soon gone
You end up cold and lonely on your own
I'll take my chances babe
I'll risk it all
I'll win your love
Or I'll take the fall
I've made my mind up girl
It's meant to be
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
It's written down somewhere
It's got to be
You're high above me
Flying wild and free
Oh but someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Out where the rivers meet the sounding sea
I feel it in my soul
It's meant to be
Oh someday lady you'll accomp'ny me

Hey, C-Bomb, sorry to miss you in Richmond, but we'll hook up next time...BTW, that cinder block wasn't aimed at you....MUD
631 posted on 08/20/2003 11:52:29 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"South Shall Rise Again!!
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-Directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

632 posted on 08/21/2003 12:14:45 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: George W. Bush; Reagan Man; CheneyChick; dead; Landru; EdZep
"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")

No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan...
To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded, Believin' all Dem LIES!!

Aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help MUD's Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power...Devolved Nobly...
Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To know Slick's Tyranny...like I do...and I blame YOU!!
No one fights back this hard 'gainst Left's Evil...
None of MUD's Pain and Woe...shall show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed MUD's Prescience...Follow Thee!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Slim's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!! (eee-eeeeeee-ummmmm!!)

(Big Man gettin' busy on the GeeTAR!!)

When my fist clenches, 'tis Verboten!!
Hell, Yeah!! I'll use it 'cuz MUD's NO Fool!!
Networks smile, tell me their bad news...still, Mudboy laughs at their Leftist drool!!
FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...Strap yer fingers roun' MUD's throat!!!
If I back down, please give me a whuppin'...
Righteous Swarm!! Leftists...Fear the VOTE!!

(Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul)

No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the mad man...REJECT Left's Lies!!

FReegards...MUD


633 posted on 08/21/2003 12:20:13 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Re: Lodi.

Great song.
634 posted on 08/21/2003 6:00:48 AM PDT by conservativemusician
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Betcha that Yankee guitarist knows this tune..."


Yep.........he do.

635 posted on 08/21/2003 6:01:52 AM PDT by conservativemusician
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88
"...wouldn't it be kewl if we got a movement goin' afore November 2004 callin' fer Slick Willie to be RE-IMPEACHED fer the purpose of DE-PENSIONIN' him in perpetuity fer the crimes he's committed against this Country and HumanityEnMasse?!"

You've learned not to make bold predictions outa your sincere desire(s) to see justice, I see.
*Excellent*...very good, Mud.

I'd have been johnny-on-the-spot to make another wager with you (FWIW) if only you'd have said, "He's gonna be RE-IMPEACHED fer the purpose of DE-PENSIONIN' him in perpetuity fer the crimes he's committed against this Country and HumanityEn." :o)

"So, Dru, when are ya makin' it eastward, my FRiend...seems I owe ya an evenin' at Legends' Brewery, smokin' stoagies and feastin' on a VA Ham Dinner with all the fixins'!!"

That's a mighty kind offer, Mud.
You're a good -- if not a *tad* slippery -- guy. {g}

Truth is my bride's flying to Myrtle Beach in a couple weeks to spend a week with her folks at their ocean condo & that'd be an ideal time to load up my old/new Chev & head east.
Unfortunately I recently made my 1st degree brown belt & that means the intensity level of training has increased two-fold.
Two levels of brown, two levels of red & then it'll be testing for a 1st degree black.

As it is, the 4th-5th & one 6th degree members of the club I work out of nominated me to join their "Masters Club."
That'd mean if I accepted, there'd be a committment to reach a 2nd & 3rd degree under their careful tutorage.
A big decision y'know, affecting about the next 5 years of my life beginning, *today*.

"Elseways, I gotta go Postal with the ill-gotten ContraBand...LOL!!"

I fully approve of your absconding with the booty, this time.
Just remember to share a little of it with your beautiful, gracious, & *patient* bride, OK?

"So...I told ya I wuz a bit burned out from an overdose of FReepin'..."

Me too, Mud.
Although for me its gone a tad deeper than a case of burn out, severe or otherwise.

Frankly speaking?
After having witnessed how people (on the right) have behaved now that they have the power in their hands; and, how the leaders we've elected have used said power?
I'm ashamed to be affiliated with the political right.

That's been quite a blow to me, honestly speaking; &, one which caught me completely flat-footed.
I swear it's the one & only thing I never, ever counted on being lambasted by.
Suppose it might've been a long overdue reality check for someone like me, be it for good or bad.

Since I'm neither a lefty or Libertarian I don't quite know what in the hell to do.
I love the country alright; but, I cannot love it more than it loves itself, either.
So I've done nothing.
Which really has been a safer -- & most certainly saner -- tack than fighting with & on behalf of people who haven't a clue.
Even if it were only I who feels as I do, I'm compelled to do what I think is right for myself, now.

Bringing any (of my) discontent here was not then & is not now an option, either.
This is JR's place.
I cannot & will not shit in or on it knowing how he feels, nor, can I patronize the "other places" supposedly representing rightwing ideology.
Just seems to me the absolute worst dirtballs, losers, & freaks have settled & congregated at those places, enmasse.

Truly a stranger in a [ very ] strange land, kiddo.

"...but that ain't the half of it. The Missuz has cracked the whip and made me renounce FReepin' 'til I git all my chores done, and considerin' I got a lotta chores, FReepin's hadta take a backseat fer the last few months."

Good for her, Mud.
She's *no* ones dummy.
Knows what's best for you, what you really need & that you've a *real* life needing constant tending...even if you're challenged at times understanding that & she's forced to be somewhat shrewish to that end?

"Still, I haven't given up hope that our deepest desires will all be satiated and those that have broken Federal Laws will be brought to Justice."

HA!!
OK.
Confucious said, "If all our wishes were granted, many of our dreams would be destroyed." ~as it were?

You ever have a burning desire to make a wager on it happening in our lifetime, ya know where you can always come to relieve yourself of your hard earned dollars.
Deal?

...& I just happen to know of a good "Judge," too. {g}

636 posted on 08/21/2003 8:18:15 AM PDT by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim
I don't mean to put too fine of a point on this, Slick Willie, you have been officially put on notice! Enjoy the music, then FACE THE MUSIC...RESIGN NOW!!

Great letter Mud. I wasn't a member then, so, thanks for pinging me to this.

637 posted on 08/21/2003 10:24:23 AM PDT by BOBTHENAILER (One by one, in groups or whole armies.....we don't care how we getcha, but we will)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Mud, just where the hell have you been "boy"? ;^)
638 posted on 08/21/2003 5:37:16 PM PDT by Reagan Man
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To: cherry_bomb88
Anyone seen CB88 lately???
639 posted on 08/22/2003 6:20:36 PM PDT by sultan88 (Where is lil' 88?)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Hi Mud;

Good to hear from you.

Perhaps, if the dems and the sheep get over their "romance" with the slime and his slimette, justice will prevail.

I see the same thing (hero worship) with Arnold the RINO here in CA. The sheeple are caught up in his celebrity and are ignoring that he is all style with no substance They are also ignoring the fact that he has surrounded himself with Democrats in his inner circle!

No More RINOS get my independant vote!

Here's to Justice where ever she may be hiding.

Best Regards, my friend





640 posted on 08/22/2003 7:21:11 PM PDT by poet
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