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"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")

No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan...
To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded, Believin' all Dem LIES!!

Aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help MUD's Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power...Devolved Nobly...
Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To know Slick's Tyranny...like I do...and I blame YOU!!
No one fights back this hard 'gainst Left's Evil...
None of MUD's Pain and Woe...shall show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed MUD's Prescience...Follow Thee!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Slim's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!! (eee-eeeeeee-ummmmm!!)

(Big Man gettin' busy on the GeeTAR!!)

When my fist clenches, 'tis Verboten!!
Hell, Yeah!! I'll use it 'cuz MUD's NO Fool!!
Networks smile, tell me their bad news...still, Mudboy laughs at their Leftist drool!!
FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...Strap yer fingers roun' MUD's throat!!!
If I back down, please give me a whuppin'...
Righteous Swarm!! Leftists...Fear the VOTE!!

(Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul)

No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the mad man...REJECT Left's Lies!!

FReegards...MUD