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"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")

I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!

Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"

Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"

Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!

Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"

Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)

Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!

Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!

See ya at the beach...Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)

"You'll Accompny Me"
Bob Seger

A gypsy wind is blowing warm tonight
The sky is starlit and the time is right
And still you're telling me you have to go
Before you leave there's something you should know
Yeah something you should know babe

I've seen you smiling in the summer sun
I've seen your long hair flying when you run
I've made my mind up that it's meant to be
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Out where the rivers meet the sounding sea
You're high above me now
You're wild and free ah, but
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me

Some people say that love's a losing game
You start with fire
But you lose the flame
The ashes smolder
But the warmth's soon gone
You end up cold and lonely on your own
I'll take my chances babe
I'll risk it all
I'll win your love
Or I'll take the fall
I've made my mind up girl
It's meant to be
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
It's written down somewhere
It's got to be
You're high above me
Flying wild and free
Oh but someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Someday lady you'll accomp'ny me
Out where the rivers meet the sounding sea
I feel it in my soul
It's meant to be
Oh someday lady you'll accomp'ny me

Hey, C-Bomb, sorry to miss you in Richmond, but we'll hook up next time...BTW, that cinder block wasn't aimed at you....MUD