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Prager: Monkeys and Atheists
Townhall.com ^ | 5-27-03 | Dennis Prager

Posted on 05/27/2003 4:44:49 PM PDT by cgk

Monkeys and atheists
Dennis Prager (archive)

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Thomas Huxley ("Darwin's bulldog") is said to have come up with the most famous defense of the atheist belief that life was created by chance, not God. In a debate at Oxford, he is reported to have stated that if enough monkeys randomly pressed typewriter keys for a long enough time, sooner or later Psalm 23 would emerge.

Not all atheists use this argument, but it accurately represents the atheist belief that with enough time and enough solar systems, you'll get you, me, and Bach's cello suites.

This belief has always struck me as implausible. The argument that infinitely complex intelligence came about by itself, unguided by any intelligence, can only be deemed convincing by those who have a vested interest (intellectual, emotional, psychological) in atheism.

I fully acknowledge the great challenge to theism -- the rampant and seemingly random unfairness built into human life. But no intellectually honest atheist should deny the great challenge to atheism -- the existence of design and intelligence. The belief that Bach's music randomly evolved from a paramecium should strike anyone as so fantastic as to be absurd, even more absurd than the belief that a monkey could monkey Shakespeare. The finite number of years in the universe's existence and the finite number of planets would not come close to producing a few sentences, let alone Psalm 23 or a Shakespeare play.

But a just reported English University experiment has convinced me that the number of monkeys and the amount of time are irrelevant. Psalm 23, let alone Hamlet, would never be written. Why? Because the monkeys probably wouldn't do any typing.

According to news reports, instructors at Plymouth University put six Sulawesi crested macaque monkeys in a room with a computer and keyboards for four weeks. Though one of the monkeys frequently typed the letter "s", the other monkeys ignored the keyboard, preferring to play with one another and with the ropes and toys placed there. When they did pay attention to the keyboard, one smashed it with a stone and the others repeatedly urinated and defecated on it.

The instructors hastened to note the study was not scientific, given the short duration of time and the small number of monkeys, but some of us find this "study" to be a hilarious vindication of our view of the "enough monkeys for enough time" argument for random creation.

According to the science correspondent of Britain's Guardian newspaper, "assuming each monkey typed a steady 120 characters a minute (itself a preposterous assumption), mathematicians have calculated it would take 10 to the 813th power (10 followed by 813 zeros) monkeys about five years to knock out a decent version of Shakespeare's Sonnet 3 . . . "

To put 10 to the 813th power into perspective, remember that a billion is 10 to the ninth power.

There are many intellectually honest atheists, and there are many intellectually dishonest believers in God.

Nevertheless, I believe that any objective person would have to conclude that the belief that everything came about by itself and that randomness is the creator is infinitely less intellectually sound than the belief in a Creator/Designer.

Sadly, many people come to doubt God's existence because so many intellectuals are atheists. But it was a major scientist, Professor Robert Jastrow, one of the greatest living astronomers, head of the Mount Wilson Observatory, formerly head of NASA's Goddard Space Center, and an agnostic, who best explained the atheism of many scientists.

In his book God and the Astronomers, Jastrow tells of his surprise when so many fellow astronomers refused to accept the Big Bang hypothesis for the origins of the universe. In fact, Jastrow writes, many astronomers were actually unhappy about it. Why? Because the Big Bang implied a beginning to the universe, and a beginning implies a Creator, something many scientists passionately reject.

This led Jastrow to the sobering conclusion that many scientists have vested, non-scientific interests in some of their beliefs, especially the non-existence of God. For some psychological or emotional reasons, not intellectual ones, many scientists prefer to believe that given enough monkeys, one will type out a psalm.

But neither math nor science argues that all came about randomly, without a Creator. Only a keen desire to deny God explains such a belief, a belief that should be laid to rest beneath a large pile of monkey doo-doo at Plymouth University, England.

©2003 Creators Syndicate, Inc.

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1 posted on 05/27/2003 4:44:49 PM PDT by cgk
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To: cgk
"According to news reports, instructors at Plymouth University put six Sulawesi crested macaque monkeys in a room with a computer and keyboards for four weeks. Though one of the monkeys frequently typed the letter "s", the other monkeys ignored the keyboard, preferring to play with one another and with the ropes and toys placed there. When they did pay attention to the keyboard, one smashed it with a stone and the others repeatedly urinated and defecated on it."

Sounds like a bunch of liberal humanities majors and one hard science guy who liked to type "s."

2 posted on 05/27/2003 4:52:44 PM PDT by Neanderthal (Kick their @$$ and take their gas.)
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To: cgk
This led Jastrow to the sobering conclusion that many scientists have vested, non-scientific interests in some of their beliefs, especially the non-existence of God.

Yes, they/we do.

Believing in God, it is far more respectable to burn in Hell forever than to worship a God who would create a world like this.

So9

3 posted on 05/27/2003 4:54:03 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine (A Goldwater Republican)
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To: Neanderthal
Though one of the monkeys frequently typed the letter "s", the other monkeys ignored the keyboard, preferring to play with one another and with the ropes and toys placed there. When they did pay attention to the keyboard, one smashed it with a stone and the others repeatedly urinated and defecated on it."

Sounds like people in my office.

4 posted on 05/27/2003 5:03:09 PM PDT by My2Cents ("Well...there you go again.")
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To: cgk
Inflexible Logic
5 posted on 05/27/2003 5:06:08 PM PDT by dighton
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To: cgk
According to the science correspondent of Britain's Guardian newspaper, "assuming each monkey typed a steady 120 characters a minute (itself a preposterous assumption), mathematicians have calculated it would take 10 to the 813th power (10 followed by 813 zeros) monkeys about five years to knock out a decent version of Shakespeare's Sonnet 3 . . . "

Not to mention the keyboard would quickly become extinct in the world described above...In fact you would need an overseer/creator in order to guide along the evolutionary process by providing more keyboards...lol.

Silly atheists...God is a jealous God and will deal unkindly upon you who pervert faith founded on your finite anti-faith.

6 posted on 05/27/2003 5:07:58 PM PDT by Outraged
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To: cgk
This is a very poor-quality article. The idea that if the monkeys *did* type something meaningful, it would actually prove anything at all about the existence or non-existence of God is absurd.

Besides, *real* monkeys ruin the experiment. The original idea about "an infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters" was intended merely to mean that given enough time, if random keystrokes kept being punched, something would emerge. Real monkeys are too busy grooming each other, and make lousy typists.

7 posted on 05/27/2003 5:09:56 PM PDT by PatrickHenry (Idiots are on "virtual ignore" and you know who you are.)
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To: cgk
The argument that infinitely complex intelligence came about by itself, unguided by any intelligence, can only be deemed convincing by those who have a vested interest (intellectual, emotional, psychological) in atheism.

Then who created the creator?

8 posted on 05/27/2003 5:10:15 PM PDT by jlogajan
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To: jlogajan
No one. Otherwise he wouldn't be God.
9 posted on 05/27/2003 5:11:39 PM PDT by My2Cents ("Well...there you go again.")
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To: cgk
Ten raised to the 813th power....or some such nonsense.

I do wish people as ignorant as Prager would stick to things they might be able to understand, such as why anyone would want to believe in an irrational capricious God in the first place.

Running numbers? Okie doke. There's approximately 200,000,000,000 stars in this galaxy, and approximately a trillion (1,000,000,000,000) galaxies like this one in the portion of the Universe we can see. That means there's about 200 billion trillion stars available to cast light on any planets that happen to be around.

Now, lets be stingy and say that only 1 star out of a thousand could support life (real estimate is about 1/3)...that means there's about 200 million trillion stars out there able to support life. Lets assume, also, that only one of those out of million actually has a planet supporting life.

That means there's about 200 trillion life bearing planets in the universe.

An interesting thing for a God to create, if She truly did Create Woman in Her own image.

10 posted on 05/27/2003 5:12:25 PM PDT by Ten Megaton Solution (50% of the planets Man has walked on are capable of supporting life.)
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To: My2Cents
No one. Otherwise he wouldn't be God.

The argument is that nothing complex can come into existance without a more complex creator. So if the argument has merit, the creator needs a more complex creator, and so on ad infinitum.

Believers shouldn't dabble in logic -- they're not qualified.

11 posted on 05/27/2003 5:17:40 PM PDT by jlogajan
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To: cgk
I am definitely not a religious man, and subscribe to no dogma, but it is, in my opinion, MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE for God NOT to exist. The scientific odds of God not exisiting are so preposterous that this is a completely useless argument for me to even engage in... if one does not believe in the existence of a god, any god, and especially if that person tries to use scientific reasoning to support that assertation, they are living in a fantasy world, just as fantastic as the fantasy world they suppose believers live in (whoa, that's a mouthful. Was I really able to construct a thought of that magnitude on accident?).
12 posted on 05/27/2003 5:21:52 PM PDT by D. Brian Carter
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To: cgk
According to the science correspondent of Britain's Guardian newspaper, "assuming each monkey typed a steady 120 characters a minute (itself a preposterous assumption), mathematicians have calculated it would take 10 to the 813th power (10 followed by 813 zeros) monkeys about five years to knock out a decent version of Shakespeare's Sonnet 3 . . . "

To put 10 to the 813th power into perspective, remember that a billion is 10 to the ninth power.

So, it would take 10 to the 813th power just to construct this sonnet... can anyone out there extrapolate that to every known piece of literature written up to this point? To every construction of any kind mankind has created? To every miniscule device, invention, idea, thought, blah blah blah blah blah? Is there any need for any more argument?

13 posted on 05/27/2003 5:25:27 PM PDT by D. Brian Carter
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To: D. Brian Carter
The scientific odds of God not exisiting are so preposterous

How are you computing this probability?

14 posted on 05/27/2003 5:25:33 PM PDT by ThinkDifferent
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To: Outraged
Well, who created the keyboard the silly little monkeys would be pounding upon?

The possiblity that this world and all creation happened by chance is as about as likely as pouring three tons of molten steel on my driveway and having it cool into a perfectly working 1957 Buick.
15 posted on 05/27/2003 5:25:59 PM PDT by whereasandsoforth
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To: ThinkDifferent
I'm not going to argue about this. See my other post. I can't prove my point of view, just as you can't either. And as I said, I'm not a religious person, I'm not talking about dogma, or Jehovah, or Yahweh, or Allah, or Buddha. I'm just talking about some larger power than any of us humans can comprehend. It's ludicrous to think otherwise, IMHO.
16 posted on 05/27/2003 5:28:38 PM PDT by D. Brian Carter
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To: jlogajan
Assumes a finitude, whereas God is infinite.
17 posted on 05/27/2003 5:30:10 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: Servant of the Nine
Seems to me you're trying to pick a fight, but I for one , and hopefully everyone else, will not fall for it.

Consider an increase to your valium dose. It might help you become less discouraged about the world.

18 posted on 05/27/2003 5:31:21 PM PDT by tom h
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To: Ten Megaton Solution
And only one you.
19 posted on 05/27/2003 5:31:28 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: jlogajan
Most of the founders of the major fields of science were believers. Maybe it is atheists who should not dabble in logic if your memory is that short. The Blind Atheist
20 posted on 05/27/2003 5:31:44 PM PDT by Raymond Hendrix
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