Recaption this (or explain it to me!)

May 14, 2003 | dayslate-dollarshort

[daylate-dollarshort]

I posted this to another thread yesterday and can't for the life of me, get it out of my mind. What was this kid thinking about? Recaption it if you can (I'm about speechless) or, in the alternative tell me what is going on in the minds of kids today??

James Keen, a 19-year-old from Scottsville, Ky., shows off his spilt tongue at his home Wednesday, May 7, 2003. James got his tongue split in December by a piercer after a surgeon declined to do it for him. He says the piercer used a scalpel heated by a blow torch and no anesthetic. Some say the practice, still relatively uncommon but edging up in popularity, is nothing short of mutilation. Lawmakers in Illinois are considering regulations that would all but outlaw it. (AP Photo/Joe Imel)

[eyespysomething]

my thoughts exactly.

[Registered]

It will be hard to say "would you like fries with that" using that tongue...

[dalebert]

New face of the Democrat party.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Now put Carville's face with that tongue and I definitely will have nightmares for days. That would be just about the most satanic looking thing I can imagine.

[eyespysomething]

If ANY of my sons come home like that, I will personally rip them off of their forehead.

That being said - None of my kids would ever do that! < / denial>

[cgk]

My dad told me last night there was a break-in next door in his somewhat rural Oregon area. The two young guys broke into a barn, stole some equipment, and sped off, crashing their truck, and then walked down the road. The sheriff on scene told my dad one of the guys had his TOOTH pierced by a hoop, and laughed "Won't be too hard to find, I imagine."

[SquirrelKing]

"Wanna thuper thize that?"

Harharharhar!

[TomB]

James got his tongue split in December by a piercer after a surgeon declined to do it for him.

Sorry, but the "piercer" should be arrested for practicing medicine without a license. This goes WAY beyond piercing and into surgery.

[tamikamaria]

Oh, man, I've seen some of that stuff. There was a show on TLC or the Discovery Channel a few weeks ago about a guy that wanted to be a cat. Had his ears pointed, big implants in his cheeks and above his eyes, teeth made into fangs, whiskers pierced through his upper lips, tatoos over every inch of his body. He had all of this done by a "body modification artist" without any anesthetic. Wierdest darn thing I ever saw.

[Paul Atreides]

How is he going to eat an ice cream cone with that tongue? Won't it be the equivalent of trying to drink out of a joke dribble glass?

[Paul Atreides]

I saw a magazine in the bookstore devoted to body modification. The cover featured a guy modified to look like a lizard.

[Extremist]

"The Siamese twins separation operation was a success. Unfortunately, however, one of them ended up with BOTH tongues."

[-YYZ-]

I think it's pretty safe to say these idiots have no real interest in working at any sort of normal job, anyway. Maybe a job in a freak show, head shop, tatoo parlour, "alternative" music store or the kind of coffee shop where everyone wears black.

[Paul Atreides]

LOL! Do people really still go to coffee houses?

[RichInOC]

"Beat thith, Gene Thimmonths!"

(...or for those of you who speak English, "Beat this, Gene Simmons!")

[Tamzee]

I'll hold off on giving him the 'Crazy' label, until I find out how women potentially feel about it...

Ummmm, okay.... (ahem).... EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

that help? :-)

[Mister Baredog]

It's a young Democrat. Can't you see the forked tongue?

LOL!!!

[evilC]

http://www.thelizardman.com

[Mister Baredog]

There's a fortune to be made in the tattoo removal and body putty business in a few years when life teaches these idiots what their parents obviously did not, that is, life is hard.. it's harder when you're stupid.

Unless their parents have been busy getting face lifts and boob jobs not to mention liposuction and hair plugs, what a world.

[Mister Baredog]

James got his tongue split in December by a piercer after a surgeon declined to do it for him.

Sorry, but the "piercer" should be arrested for practicing medicine without a license. This goes WAY beyond piercing and into surgery.

Saddam's boys did a lot of tongue cutting, maybe they could find work in the US.