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Thoughts From Sitting Around a Dead Bird
LiberalSlant ^ | Jackson Thoreau

Posted on 12/05/2002 9:12:27 AM PST by damn proud liberal

Edited on 12/05/2002 9:23:34 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

What It Feels Like To Be A Leftist

During my 1980s peace activist days, my mom made the mistake of letting me say grace before one Thanksgiving meal. I’ve never been one to just mindlessly repeat some prayer drummed into my head in Sunday school class - that’s way too uncreative. So I thought hard and came up with something like this: "God, thank you for letting us live in a country where we have the freedom to sit around a dead bird trying to think of things we’re thankful for, as many people around us lose their jobs and homes and can’t carry out this dead-bird tradition."

That was the last time my mom called on me to say grace.

In recent Thanksgivings, my family has tried to put politics aside. The family meals with my mostly Republican relatives are usually civil because we attempt to avoid the "P" topic. The arguments simmer just below the surface, as we talk about sports, the weather, our kids, and similar topics. Sometimes we have genuine family moments by reliving some funny incident of our youth, mostly related to our long-dead dog, Boots, who was a canine Houdini who never met a harness or fence or other obstacle he couldn’t conquer. That dog taught me a lot about perseverance, of fighting for freedom. As much as it was a pain to constantly run around the neighborhood after him, sometimes for hours, I admired his spunk. Boots refused to be caged, to submit to the will of his "masters." No matter how dire the situation, he always found a way to protest, to stick his uncivil disobedience back in our faces, exposing our hypocrisies in the process. As we laughed at Boots ripping off a neighbor’s chicken from a grill, I understood the deeper messages behind that dog’s actions: He refused to be a slave.

So here I am, another Thanksgiving staring at me in the face, and I’m back sitting around a dead bird trying to think of what I’m thankful for. I mostly think of personal triumphs, as selfish as that seems. I’m thankful for the recent birth of our second child, a beautiful daughter. I’m thankful my young son continues to grow and learn and gain the strength he will need to survive in the coming decades. I’m thankful my wife and I are working more on our marriage and trying to find more family time. I’m thankful I continue to find enough free-lance, contract jobs to help pay the bills after being laid off from my reporting position with a major Texas newspaper last year. I’m thankful I am in good enough health to not have to see a physician in the past year, when I have been without health insurance for the first time since the late 1980s.

I look beyond myself and my family, and my list of what I’m not thankful for vastly overshadows my thankful list. I’m not thankful that Bush continues to push his far-right agenda, acting like he actually won the presidency in 2000. I’m not thankful that the Bush-Cheney oil cronies who control most of our country’s energy and war policies got their way with the United Nations and are pushing full speed ahead to take over Iraq’s lucrative oil business - the war has already started as we continue to bomb Iraq’s forces in the "no-fly" zones daily. I’m not thankful that we have no major political opposition to the Bush-Cheney forces of evil, as even new Democratic House leader Nancy Pelosi has said she will not oppose Bush’s "war on terrorism" plans. Sen. Dianne Feinstein recently was quoted saying that Democrats need to be stronger in their opposition. Meanwhile, she voted for major Bush policies, such as the terrorism legislation. I’m not thankful that many Democratic leaders talk the talk but don’t walk the walk. They end up sounding like Bush and other Republicans who issue empty rhetoric that is never backed up with action.

I’m not thankful that more than a year after the terrible terrorism tragedy of Sept. 11, 2001, after which many people pledged to do more to help others, that we have more homeless people, more folks in poverty and need, and less funds going to help them. I’m not thankful that "compassionate conservative" is just another Orwellian phrase, along with "total information agency" and "waging war to keep the peace." I’m not thankful that Iran-Contra crook John Poindexter is now in charge of spying on all of us, especially those of us like yours truly who actually publicly voice dissent against the Bush administration.

I’m not thankful that more of my fellow Americans don’t rise up and join the numerous protests that have occurred against Bush’s Iraqi war and other policies, like the hundreds of thousands who turn out to protest Bush in Europe these days [OK, I’m thankful that some 200,000 people demonstrated in D.C. in late October, though the Republican-controlled mainstream media reported the numbers at less than 100,000]. I’m not thankful that the corporate media continues to mostly ignore people who oppose Bush and genuflect to the Bush money god, even as that god spits in the media’s face. I’m not thankful that we’re slip-sliding into totalitarianism, and most Americans won’t even rise from their couches to recognize it.

I’m not thankful that there has been no formal, independent investigation into how the Sept. 11 tragedy actually occurred – at least the white-wash Warren Commission provided a public paper trail record about the 1963 JFK assassination and New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison led a public investigation in the 1960s. I’m not thankful that the U.S. continues to thumb its nose at the rest of the world, as seen in its recent pullout of a United Nations conference to finalize an international pollution agreement. I’m not thankful that the U.S. bullies and bribes other countries into supporting the Iraqi invasion, "war on terrorism," and other policies the Bush administration uses to keep Americans’ minds off the recession and other domestic issues. I’m not thankful that Republican apologists blame progressives like me for supposedly fomenting class warfare simply by pointing out the truth behind conservatives’ tax cuts for the wealthy and other measures that hurt the middle class and low-income people. I’m not thankful that I can be called unpatriotic and accused of treason for even mildly criticizing Bush, while conservatives could do and say whatever the hell they wanted against President Clinton in the 1990s without being called unpatriotic.

See, this list could go on a lot longer. Now I’ll give some more items from my thankful list.

I’m thankful that hundreds of U.S. high school students walked out of class recently as part of protests of Bush’s Iraqi invasion organized by Not in Our Name, even though some students were suspended. I’m thankful that the faces at the protests I attend are diverse, coming from all backgrounds and walks of life, and that many young people are concerned with such issues. I’m thankful there are organizations like Voices in the Wilderness and Fellowship of Reconciliation that have sent people to Iraq to risk their lives to try to stop that war.

I’m thankful that some people in government are taking stands against destructive Bush measures, such as a top EPA official who resigned in protest of that agency’s new bend-over-backwards policies towards big-business polluters. I’m thankful that we have the Internet and its many sites and newsgroups that keep us informed and connected during these dark times. I’m thankful that I continue to hear from many people who are concerned about our country’s direction, including those in the military who cannot directly voice their dissent. I’m thankful that some are looking into the suspicious crashes of Sen. Wellstone and other Democrats and don’t buy the standard "accident" claim. I’m thankful that our voices of dissent have yet to be crushed out entirely. I’m thankful that many of us, like my old dog, Boots, refuse to be slaves.

There are more things I’m thankful for and not thankful for, but I have to get back to sitting around that dead bird. I wonder what that turkey would say about the mess we’re in, if he or she could talk. Probably that we were the ones who created that mess, and it’s our responsibility to clean it up. And oh yeah, could we at least consider a moratorium on the dead-bird tradition?


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To: A Vast RightWing Conspirator; damn proud liberal
I would be willing to bet that FR is FAR more "diverse" than DU. I'll bet that 99% of DU are snivelling white liberals frevantly apologizing for being white.

We have people of all races, religions and backgrounds here.

41 posted on 12/05/2002 9:34:41 AM PST by Skooz
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To: damn proud liberal
"God, thank you for letting us live in a country where we have the freedom to sit around a dead bird trying to think of things we’re thankful for, as many people around us lose their jobs and homes and can’t carry out this dead-bird tradition."

"And next year perhaps over regulated business will be able to recover from all the stupid rules anti-business democrats have created. Perhaps by next year mindless union leaders will figure out that the pay check comes from the employer and the employer needs to compete. Hopefully by next year the trial lawyers will be brought to a reasonable level by tort reform and our ability to afford medical care will increase. And, last of all that we are rewarded according to our abilities, not our race/gender/sexual orientation and that we can profit by our efforts without a governemnt that steals our money to buy votes."

42 posted on 12/05/2002 9:34:47 AM PST by Blue Screen of Death
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To: damn proud liberal
Since Jackson Thoreau obviously doesn't belong to PETA, I imagine he views himself as a "moderate".

Other than that, he's pretty dang hopeless.

43 posted on 12/05/2002 9:35:06 AM PST by Willie Green
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To: damn proud liberal
The melting bottle of Absolute says SO much about you.

You are an alcoholic and are experiencing MAJOR meltdown!

Welcome to Free Republic. If you have any sense in ya, you'll soon be sitting around another dead bird...crow. I find a dash of Worcester sauce kills the bad flavor.

Best Regards,

44 posted on 12/05/2002 9:35:18 AM PST by scoopscandal
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To: damn proud liberal
see, reading this column just brings a smile to my face...knowing that he is reflecting the same EXACT senitments that I had (only with the right wing slant of course) when Clintoon and his cronies were in office.

Hats off Mr. Bush, and keep pissing off the vaunted liberal population

45 posted on 12/05/2002 9:35:42 AM PST by Fedupwithit
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To: damn proud liberal
No wonder this guy lost his regular job. This reads like a "kollege noozpaper", full of "funny" smart ass-isms, 2nd rate anti Republian ranting...even the topic is hackneyed--It's been done 7 thousand times before.

On this website, (Free Republic) this article doesn't fit--its like a scrawny, overcooked turkey on a table full of perfectly cooked potatoes, scrumptious stuffing, crispy, fresh vegetables, piping hot buttered rolls, and a big fat sweet potato pie!!!

46 posted on 12/05/2002 9:37:33 AM PST by Captainpaintball
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To: damn proud liberal
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47 posted on 12/05/2002 9:37:41 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
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To: Skooz
Speaking of dead birds, I know a great story about a trashy family that all got pretty sick after they had their Thanksgiving buzzard about 25 years ago. Seems somebody may have been a little drunk when they were out hunting turkeys that day, and made a recognition error.

These were some of the ugliest, stupidest damn people that ever walked.

48 posted on 12/05/2002 9:38:19 AM PST by Chancellor Palpatine
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To: damn proud liberal

49 posted on 12/05/2002 9:40:07 AM PST by LibWhacker
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To: Skooz
I would be willing to bet that FR is FAR more "diverse" than DU. I'll bet that 99% of DU are snivelling white liberals frevantly apologizing for being white

I don't dispute that. My beef is with using the same criteria we use with dogs or horses when deciding whether a bunch of humans are 'diverse'. Not to mention that no one dares to dispute the idiotic assumption that 'diversity is good'. Maybe it is and maybe it isn't but... can anyone come up with some evidence?

50 posted on 12/05/2002 9:40:12 AM PST by A Vast RightWing Conspirator
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To: damn proud liberal
I’m thankful I am in good enough health to not have to see a physician in the past year, when I have been without health insurance for the first time since the late 1980s.

One word...COBRA. If you are going to be self-employed which is what free lancing is then you need to talk to your employer about insurance....That would be you. Therefore, it is your own fault that you dont have health insurance, but it sure is mighty convienent for you to make it sound like it's Bush's fault isn't it?

51 posted on 12/05/2002 9:41:13 AM PST by CougarGA7
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To: damn proud liberal
"...though the Republican-controlled mainstream media..."

Surely he jests. Was it a 'Republican controlled Mainstream Media Kiss-___ Feast from 1992-2000' during Billy Jeff's reign of treachery? Odd that, Mr. Lemmings, Mr. Jokaw, and Mr. Blather are still on TV I might add. People like this "LIB" really are funny,taking #42's latest public utterances and incorporating them into a public mini-rant. LOL and I had a Delicious Thanksgiving,thank you very much.

52 posted on 12/05/2002 9:43:19 AM PST by Pagey
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To: scoopscandal
The melting bottle of Absolute says SO much about you.

You are an alcoholic and are experiencing MAJOR meltdown!

True, but the image was added by our fun-loving Admin Moderator, not put up by the lib.

LOL

53 posted on 12/05/2002 9:43:38 AM PST by cyncooper
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To: damn proud liberal
Only a Lefist would anthropomorphize a Thanksgiving turkey, wondering what it would "say" or how it would "feel."

Thanks for reminding us why you people are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to rational thought.

54 posted on 12/05/2002 9:43:59 AM PST by Illbay
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To: damn proud liberal
During my 1980s peace activist days...

Damn Sandalista!

55 posted on 12/05/2002 9:44:59 AM PST by metesky
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To: damn proud liberal
Well, I'm thankful that a loon like "Jackson Thoreau" isn't in my family!
56 posted on 12/05/2002 9:46:10 AM PST by Doug Loss
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To: damn proud liberal; Tennessee_Bob; RedBloodedAmerican; CougarGA7
Here we go again.

Loooooooser.


57 posted on 12/05/2002 9:46:39 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: A Vast RightWing Conspirator
Good point. Liberal "diversity" just means a lot of different colored automatons who all think exactly the same way.
58 posted on 12/05/2002 9:47:01 AM PST by Skooz
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To: damn proud liberal
As we laughed at Boots ripping off a neighbor’s chicken from a grill...

Typical liberal... If it had been HIS/HER grill, Boots would have gotten the Boot. But since it was SOMEONE ELSEs and therefore of no direct consequence to the Liberal, it was funny. Just like feel-good programs financed on the backs of people who work hard to get ahead (i.e. the evil rich).

Reminds me of a joke:

A fisherman was coming into the dock with 2 buckets of fish. One had the lid tightly clamped on, while the other was open. When asked why one was closed and the other open, the fisherman replied,

"The one with the lid on is filled with Conservative fish. If I leave the lid off, they will cooperate together and assist each other in escaping to freedom.

"The uncovered bucket has Liberal fish. I don't have to worry about it because whenever one looks like it will be free, the others pull it back into the bucket!"

59 posted on 12/05/2002 9:48:15 AM PST by freedumb2003
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To: damn proud liberal
damn proud liberal's other mental thoughts
60 posted on 12/05/2002 9:50:03 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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