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Thoughts From Sitting Around a Dead Bird
LiberalSlant ^ | Jackson Thoreau

Posted on 12/05/2002 9:12:27 AM PST by damn proud liberal

Edited on 12/05/2002 9:23:34 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

What It Feels Like To Be A Leftist

During my 1980s peace activist days, my mom made the mistake of letting me say grace before one Thanksgiving meal. I’ve never been one to just mindlessly repeat some prayer drummed into my head in Sunday school class - that’s way too uncreative. So I thought hard and came up with something like this: "God, thank you for letting us live in a country where we have the freedom to sit around a dead bird trying to think of things we’re thankful for, as many people around us lose their jobs and homes and can’t carry out this dead-bird tradition."

That was the last time my mom called on me to say grace.

In recent Thanksgivings, my family has tried to put politics aside. The family meals with my mostly Republican relatives are usually civil because we attempt to avoid the "P" topic. The arguments simmer just below the surface, as we talk about sports, the weather, our kids, and similar topics. Sometimes we have genuine family moments by reliving some funny incident of our youth, mostly related to our long-dead dog, Boots, who was a canine Houdini who never met a harness or fence or other obstacle he couldn’t conquer. That dog taught me a lot about perseverance, of fighting for freedom. As much as it was a pain to constantly run around the neighborhood after him, sometimes for hours, I admired his spunk. Boots refused to be caged, to submit to the will of his "masters." No matter how dire the situation, he always found a way to protest, to stick his uncivil disobedience back in our faces, exposing our hypocrisies in the process. As we laughed at Boots ripping off a neighbor’s chicken from a grill, I understood the deeper messages behind that dog’s actions: He refused to be a slave.

So here I am, another Thanksgiving staring at me in the face, and I’m back sitting around a dead bird trying to think of what I’m thankful for. I mostly think of personal triumphs, as selfish as that seems. I’m thankful for the recent birth of our second child, a beautiful daughter. I’m thankful my young son continues to grow and learn and gain the strength he will need to survive in the coming decades. I’m thankful my wife and I are working more on our marriage and trying to find more family time. I’m thankful I continue to find enough free-lance, contract jobs to help pay the bills after being laid off from my reporting position with a major Texas newspaper last year. I’m thankful I am in good enough health to not have to see a physician in the past year, when I have been without health insurance for the first time since the late 1980s.

I look beyond myself and my family, and my list of what I’m not thankful for vastly overshadows my thankful list. I’m not thankful that Bush continues to push his far-right agenda, acting like he actually won the presidency in 2000. I’m not thankful that the Bush-Cheney oil cronies who control most of our country’s energy and war policies got their way with the United Nations and are pushing full speed ahead to take over Iraq’s lucrative oil business - the war has already started as we continue to bomb Iraq’s forces in the "no-fly" zones daily. I’m not thankful that we have no major political opposition to the Bush-Cheney forces of evil, as even new Democratic House leader Nancy Pelosi has said she will not oppose Bush’s "war on terrorism" plans. Sen. Dianne Feinstein recently was quoted saying that Democrats need to be stronger in their opposition. Meanwhile, she voted for major Bush policies, such as the terrorism legislation. I’m not thankful that many Democratic leaders talk the talk but don’t walk the walk. They end up sounding like Bush and other Republicans who issue empty rhetoric that is never backed up with action.

I’m not thankful that more than a year after the terrible terrorism tragedy of Sept. 11, 2001, after which many people pledged to do more to help others, that we have more homeless people, more folks in poverty and need, and less funds going to help them. I’m not thankful that "compassionate conservative" is just another Orwellian phrase, along with "total information agency" and "waging war to keep the peace." I’m not thankful that Iran-Contra crook John Poindexter is now in charge of spying on all of us, especially those of us like yours truly who actually publicly voice dissent against the Bush administration.

I’m not thankful that more of my fellow Americans don’t rise up and join the numerous protests that have occurred against Bush’s Iraqi war and other policies, like the hundreds of thousands who turn out to protest Bush in Europe these days [OK, I’m thankful that some 200,000 people demonstrated in D.C. in late October, though the Republican-controlled mainstream media reported the numbers at less than 100,000]. I’m not thankful that the corporate media continues to mostly ignore people who oppose Bush and genuflect to the Bush money god, even as that god spits in the media’s face. I’m not thankful that we’re slip-sliding into totalitarianism, and most Americans won’t even rise from their couches to recognize it.

I’m not thankful that there has been no formal, independent investigation into how the Sept. 11 tragedy actually occurred – at least the white-wash Warren Commission provided a public paper trail record about the 1963 JFK assassination and New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison led a public investigation in the 1960s. I’m not thankful that the U.S. continues to thumb its nose at the rest of the world, as seen in its recent pullout of a United Nations conference to finalize an international pollution agreement. I’m not thankful that the U.S. bullies and bribes other countries into supporting the Iraqi invasion, "war on terrorism," and other policies the Bush administration uses to keep Americans’ minds off the recession and other domestic issues. I’m not thankful that Republican apologists blame progressives like me for supposedly fomenting class warfare simply by pointing out the truth behind conservatives’ tax cuts for the wealthy and other measures that hurt the middle class and low-income people. I’m not thankful that I can be called unpatriotic and accused of treason for even mildly criticizing Bush, while conservatives could do and say whatever the hell they wanted against President Clinton in the 1990s without being called unpatriotic.

See, this list could go on a lot longer. Now I’ll give some more items from my thankful list.

I’m thankful that hundreds of U.S. high school students walked out of class recently as part of protests of Bush’s Iraqi invasion organized by Not in Our Name, even though some students were suspended. I’m thankful that the faces at the protests I attend are diverse, coming from all backgrounds and walks of life, and that many young people are concerned with such issues. I’m thankful there are organizations like Voices in the Wilderness and Fellowship of Reconciliation that have sent people to Iraq to risk their lives to try to stop that war.

I’m thankful that some people in government are taking stands against destructive Bush measures, such as a top EPA official who resigned in protest of that agency’s new bend-over-backwards policies towards big-business polluters. I’m thankful that we have the Internet and its many sites and newsgroups that keep us informed and connected during these dark times. I’m thankful that I continue to hear from many people who are concerned about our country’s direction, including those in the military who cannot directly voice their dissent. I’m thankful that some are looking into the suspicious crashes of Sen. Wellstone and other Democrats and don’t buy the standard "accident" claim. I’m thankful that our voices of dissent have yet to be crushed out entirely. I’m thankful that many of us, like my old dog, Boots, refuse to be slaves.

There are more things I’m thankful for and not thankful for, but I have to get back to sitting around that dead bird. I wonder what that turkey would say about the mess we’re in, if he or she could talk. Probably that we were the ones who created that mess, and it’s our responsibility to clean it up. And oh yeah, could we at least consider a moratorium on the dead-bird tradition?


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1 posted on 12/05/2002 9:12:27 AM PST by damn proud liberal
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To: damn proud liberal
Wow. You're a very good disruptor. Kudos.

But, dead bird just tastes too good.

2 posted on 12/05/2002 9:14:11 AM PST by Skooz
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To: damn proud liberal
Better dead than red!
3 posted on 12/05/2002 9:14:35 AM PST by battlegearboat
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To: damn proud liberal
Is there any light or air where your head is?
4 posted on 12/05/2002 9:15:31 AM PST by WorkingClassFilth
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To: damn proud liberal
Next time you feel like doing something like this, why don't you just staple large chunks of fresh meat all over your clothing and then go for a walk through a wolf pack? It would be quicker, easier, and less messy for all concerned.

"damn proud liberal" indeed. Joined today. Hoo boy.
5 posted on 12/05/2002 9:17:11 AM PST by Billy_bob_bob
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To: damn proud liberal
Another one from the "As-long-as-I-can-keep-flapping-my-lips-I'm-okay" crowd.

Welcome to FR!
6 posted on 12/05/2002 9:17:38 AM PST by Frank_Discussion
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To: battlegearboat
Geezzz! D P L will never be invited to OPTIMISTS INTERNATIONAL meetings......
7 posted on 12/05/2002 9:17:52 AM PST by litehaus
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To: damn proud liberal
Not only know nothing, supect nothing.
8 posted on 12/05/2002 9:18:55 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: damn proud liberal
damn proud liberal signed up 2002-12-05.

Stick around.... you may just learn something.

9 posted on 12/05/2002 9:19:17 AM PST by Hodar
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To: Billy_bob_bob
Now, now, don't be too mean. He'll just crawl back to DU and whine about how mean-spirited we are. Then our feelings will be hurt, and a whole terribly non-PC cycle will start up again...
10 posted on 12/05/2002 9:19:48 AM PST by Frank_Discussion
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To: damn proud liberal
I’m thankful that some 200,000 people demonstrated in D.C. in late October, though the Republican-controlled mainstream media reported the numbers at less than 100,000.

A few years back, pro-lifers marched on the capital in support of unborn babies. CNN reported that there were "as many as 50,000" attending the march. At that very moment, the US Park Service put the number at 600,000.

The Left OWNS the mainstream media.

11 posted on 12/05/2002 9:19:51 AM PST by Skooz
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To: damn proud liberal
did you really read this?.

If you did, do you really believe it?

If you do, you are brain dead!

Regards, Lurking'
12 posted on 12/05/2002 9:20:09 AM PST by LurkingSince'98
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To: damn proud liberal
Whine, bitch, moan, groan...

I'm glad I didn't eat breakfast today.

This author, who I thought was female until half-way through the article, should be happy he has the right to spew his left-wing, socialist tripe on a daily basis, without fear of retribution.

14 posted on 12/05/2002 9:21:20 AM PST by SunStar
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To: LurkingSince'98
We've been having fun with this...guy? girl? other?...here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/801237/posts

15 posted on 12/05/2002 9:21:29 AM PST by TheBigB
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To: damn proud liberal
The liberal inhabits a joyless, cynical world.

Proof that liberalism is a religion:

1. He prayer MUST be a leftist political prayer.

2. He cannot even enjoy his family unless they agree with his leftist politics.
16 posted on 12/05/2002 9:21:39 AM PST by moyden
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To: damn proud liberal
Fella, this isn't anything we haven't heard before.
17 posted on 12/05/2002 9:22:07 AM PST by backhoe
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To: damn proud liberal
Two words: Turkey Gumbo!

Mmmmmm!

18 posted on 12/05/2002 9:22:24 AM PST by Boss_Jim_Gettys
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To: damn proud liberal
All you libbies have are silly rhymes and easily refutable, emotion based diatribes. How about some facts? Got any? I didn't think so.

"If history teaches anything, it teaches self-delusion in the face of unpleasant facts is folly." ---Ronald Reagan.

Enjoy your irrelevent delusion, DPL.

19 posted on 12/05/2002 9:23:31 AM PST by Skooz
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To: Skooz
"The Republican-controlled mainstream media"

LOL!!!!

Seriously, DPL is justt rying to see hoe many replies he/she/it can get. Same as the first thread he/she/it posted this morning.

20 posted on 12/05/2002 9:23:45 AM PST by FreeTally
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