Wow. You're a very good disruptor. Kudos.
But, dead bird just tastes too good.
Speaking of dead birds, I know a great story about a trashy family that all got pretty sick after they had their Thanksgiving buzzard about 25 years ago. Seems somebody may have been a little drunk when they were out hunting turkeys that day, and made a recognition error.
These were some of the ugliest, stupidest damn people that ever walked.