[Chancellor Palpatine]

Speaking of dead birds, I know a great story about a trashy family that all got pretty sick after they had their Thanksgiving buzzard about 25 years ago. Seems somebody may have been a little drunk when they were out hunting turkeys that day, and made a recognition error.

These were some of the ugliest, stupidest damn people that ever walked.

[ArrogantBustard]

I know a great story about a trashy family that all got pretty sick after they had their Thanksgiving buzzard about 25 years ago.

ROFL!!! Hint to the ornithologically challenged: Turkey Buzzard != Turkey. They don't even look that much alike unless you're blind drunk and have a shoe-size IQ. And buzzard != bustard, either!