I know a great story about a trashy family that all got pretty sick after they had their Thanksgiving buzzard about 25 years ago. ROFL!!! Hint to the ornithologically challenged: Turkey Buzzard != Turkey. They don't even look that much alike unless you're blind drunk and have a shoe-size IQ. And buzzard != bustard, either!
I suppose those black feathers and bald head screamed out "Turkey!" through cheap whiskey goggles.