Thoughts From Sitting Around a Dead Bird

LiberalSlant ^ | Jackson Thoreau

[Skooz]

I would be willing to bet that FR is FAR more "diverse" than DU. I'll bet that 99% of DU are snivelling white liberals frevantly apologizing for being white.

We have people of all races, religions and backgrounds here.

[Blue Screen of Death]

"God, thank you for letting us live in a country where we have the freedom to sit around a dead bird trying to think of things we’re thankful for, as many people around us lose their jobs and homes and can’t carry out this dead-bird tradition."

"And next year perhaps over regulated business will be able to recover from all the stupid rules anti-business democrats have created. Perhaps by next year mindless union leaders will figure out that the pay check comes from the employer and the employer needs to compete. Hopefully by next year the trial lawyers will be brought to a reasonable level by tort reform and our ability to afford medical care will increase. And, last of all that we are rewarded according to our abilities, not our race/gender/sexual orientation and that we can profit by our efforts without a governemnt that steals our money to buy votes."

[Willie Green]

Since Jackson Thoreau obviously doesn't belong to PETA, I imagine he views himself as a "moderate".

Other than that, he's pretty dang hopeless.

[scoopscandal]

The melting bottle of Absolute says SO much about you.

You are an alcoholic and are experiencing MAJOR meltdown!

Welcome to Free Republic. If you have any sense in ya, you'll soon be sitting around another dead bird...crow. I find a dash of Worcester sauce kills the bad flavor.

Best Regards,

[Fedupwithit]

see, reading this column just brings a smile to my face...knowing that he is reflecting the same EXACT senitments that I had (only with the right wing slant of course) when Clintoon and his cronies were in office.

Hats off Mr. Bush, and keep pissing off the vaunted liberal population

[Captainpaintball]

No wonder this guy lost his regular job. This reads like a "kollege noozpaper", full of "funny" smart ass-isms, 2nd rate anti Republian ranting...even the topic is hackneyed--It's been done 7 thousand times before.

On this website, (Free Republic) this article doesn't fit--its like a scrawny, overcooked turkey on a table full of perfectly cooked potatoes, scrumptious stuffing, crispy, fresh vegetables, piping hot buttered rolls, and a big fat sweet potato pie!!!

[Mad Dawgg]

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[Chancellor Palpatine]

Speaking of dead birds, I know a great story about a trashy family that all got pretty sick after they had their Thanksgiving buzzard about 25 years ago. Seems somebody may have been a little drunk when they were out hunting turkeys that day, and made a recognition error.

These were some of the ugliest, stupidest damn people that ever walked.

[LibWhacker]

[A Vast RightWing Conspirator]

I would be willing to bet that FR is FAR more "diverse" than DU. I'll bet that 99% of DU are snivelling white liberals frevantly apologizing for being white

I don't dispute that. My beef is with using the same criteria we use with dogs or horses when deciding whether a bunch of humans are 'diverse'. Not to mention that no one dares to dispute the idiotic assumption that 'diversity is good'. Maybe it is and maybe it isn't but... can anyone come up with some evidence?

[CougarGA7]

I’m thankful I am in good enough health to not have to see a physician in the past year, when I have been without health insurance for the first time since the late 1980s.

One word...COBRA. If you are going to be self-employed which is what free lancing is then you need to talk to your employer about insurance....That would be you. Therefore, it is your own fault that you dont have health insurance, but it sure is mighty convienent for you to make it sound like it's Bush's fault isn't it?

[Pagey]

"...though the Republican-controlled mainstream media..."

Surely he jests. Was it a 'Republican controlled Mainstream Media Kiss-___ Feast from 1992-2000' during Billy Jeff's reign of treachery? Odd that, Mr. Lemmings, Mr. Jokaw, and Mr. Blather are still on TV I might add. People like this "LIB" really are funny,taking #42's latest public utterances and incorporating them into a public mini-rant. LOL and I had a Delicious Thanksgiving,thank you very much.

[cyncooper]

The melting bottle of Absolute says SO much about you.

You are an alcoholic and are experiencing MAJOR meltdown!

True, but the image was added by our fun-loving Admin Moderator, not put up by the lib.

LOL

[Illbay]

Only a Lefist would anthropomorphize a Thanksgiving turkey, wondering what it would "say" or how it would "feel."

Thanks for reminding us why you people are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to rational thought.

[metesky]

During my 1980s peace activist days...

Damn Sandalista!

[Doug Loss]

Well, I'm thankful that a loon like "Jackson Thoreau" isn't in my family!

[MotleyGirl70]

Here we go again.

Loooooooser.

[Skooz]

Good point. Liberal "diversity" just means a lot of different colored automatons who all think exactly the same way.

[freedumb2003]

As we laughed at Boots ripping off a neighbor’s chicken from a grill...

Typical liberal... If it had been HIS/HER grill, Boots would have gotten the Boot. But since it was SOMEONE ELSEs and therefore of no direct consequence to the Liberal, it was funny. Just like feel-good programs financed on the backs of people who work hard to get ahead (i.e. the evil rich).

Reminds me of a joke:

A fisherman was coming into the dock with 2 buckets of fish. One had the lid tightly clamped on, while the other was open. When asked why one was closed and the other open, the fisherman replied,

"The one with the lid on is filled with Conservative fish. If I leave the lid off, they will cooperate together and assist each other in escaping to freedom.

"The uncovered bucket has Liberal fish. I don't have to worry about it because whenever one looks like it will be free, the others pull it back into the bucket!"

[MotleyGirl70]

damn proud liberal's other mental thoughts