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Posted on 03/27/2002 4:04:22 AM PST by TEXICAN II

Please delete this inactive member. Thank you.


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To: Steve0113
"I'll take cross-eyed lesbian biker dwarves from New Hampshire for $200.00, Alex."
61 posted on 03/27/2002 10:00:03 AM PST by a6intruder
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To: Mad Dawgg
A deer with no eyes= No Eye-Deer
A deer with no eyes and legs= Still No eye deer
A deer with no eyes, legs and penis= Still no f%%kI$$ eye deer

Not to be confused with Bob

62 posted on 03/27/2002 10:01:58 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: TomServo
I am not worthy!!

Of course you are, sweetheart. Get me a beer.

63 posted on 03/27/2002 3:59:50 PM PST by riley1992
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To: riley1992
Of course you are, sweetheart. Get me a beer.

Sure thing honey-buns. Which outfit you want me to wear?

Mrs. Beasley or Oooh-la-la?

64 posted on 03/27/2002 4:54:11 PM PST by TomServo
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To: Brad C.
And then, of course, there was the poor guy with no arms and no legs who is STILL sitting outside my door. His name, of course, is Matt...

But speaking of armless, legless water skiing, I remember a touching romantic story I once heard...

There was this guy walking along the beach when he happened upon, a young woman sitting on the beach crying... So, being the compassionate guy that he was, he asked her, "Why are you crying? Are you ok?". "No," she repies, "can't you see I don't have any arms or legs? I've never even been hugged..." and she cries some more. So, he picks her up and holds her close, enfolding her close to his chest giving her a great big hug. As she's in his arms, she whispers, "I've never been kissed, either." so, he cups her chin in his hand and kisses her gently... When he stops, she looks at him and says, "Well, you know, I've never been f**** either..."...

So, he threw her in the ocean and said, "Well, NOW you're f****!!!!"...

tee hee... ;0)

65 posted on 03/27/2002 4:59:52 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks
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To: a6intruder
Leave my sister outta this, Mr...
66 posted on 03/27/2002 5:02:08 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks
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To: TEXICAN II
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67 posted on 03/27/2002 5:05:18 PM PST by Fifth Business
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To: TomServo
Definitely the Oooh-la-la and make sure you pull that Guinness slooooowly, sugar. Thanks, you're a peach.
68 posted on 03/27/2002 5:11:19 PM PST by riley1992
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To: TEXICAN II
...you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave...

"welcome to the hotel freeperfornia" (hehehe)

69 posted on 03/27/2002 5:13:11 PM PST by christine
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Bill is in the mail. Doug is in a hole. Filbert is up a tree. Mike is at the podium. Jack is in the trunk. John is in the bathroom. ETC. What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he ain't going to come, anyway. What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.
70 posted on 03/28/2002 2:40:05 AM PST by irishtenor
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Speaking of sisters, no one has mentioned the sister and moose thing yet. Cheese, yes. Moose and sister thing, no. What's the deal???
71 posted on 03/28/2002 2:52:59 AM PST by DB
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To: irishtenor
You of course know what is Irish and sits around the yard all day?

Patty O'Furniture

72 posted on 03/28/2002 3:00:39 AM PST by Brad C.
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To: Brad C.
What's green, 4 miles long, and has an IQ of 57? A St. Patrick's day parade.
73 posted on 03/28/2002 3:04:41 AM PST by irishtenor
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To: Brad C.;TEXICAN II
Poor guy, he just wants to leave.

Let him leave with respect & dignity!

Unless I'm mistaken, there is no clear instruction for opting out of this forum.....so that's why he posted this thread, I'm sure.

74 posted on 03/28/2002 3:06:08 AM PST by Guenevere
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To: Guenevere
Surely, after all the tearful departures and opuses that have been written, some one, some where has developed a form or a procedure to allow for a graceful departure into what ever realm the traveler is headed. Then again, such a depature would probably take the approval of a higher authority.
75 posted on 03/28/2002 3:26:06 AM PST by Brad C.
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To: Brad C.
Here's an idea. Just leave.
76 posted on 03/28/2002 3:29:18 AM PST by AppyPappy
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To: OneidaM
Heh heh ... Too sexy for her rocker
77 posted on 03/28/2002 3:30:08 AM PST by 2Trievers
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To: Brad C.;AppyPappy
OK, how does one .....leave.

Logging off does not delete one from the Forum.
The 'posting member' is still viable, and can still receive FReepmail, and Pings.

I am seriously asking this question........maybe it's so obvious I will feel stupid when you all provide the answer.

78 posted on 03/28/2002 3:37:30 AM PST by Guenevere
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To: Guenevere
You just.....leave.

For instance, I am a member at TownHall. But I don't go there anymore. Problem solved. They don't need to do anything.

79 posted on 03/28/2002 3:39:28 AM PST by AppyPappy
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To: AppyPappy
That would work for me, but I like it here.

Or were you, um, suggesting, um, that I, (gulp) leave. Say it ain't true!

80 posted on 03/28/2002 3:40:54 AM PST by Brad C.
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