[irishtenor]

Bill is in the mail. Doug is in a hole. Filbert is up a tree. Mike is at the podium. Jack is in the trunk. John is in the bathroom. ETC. What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he ain't going to come, anyway. What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

[Brad C.]

You of course know what is Irish and sits around the yard all day?

Patty O'Furniture

[Chad Fairbanks]

The one BIG problem with Leg-less dogs, that I can see (besides them not coming when you call... they just lay in the hall) is that after they are done pooping, it's your job to drag their butt across the lawn FOR them...

Legless Puppies aren't much fun, no no no...