[Chad Fairbanks]

And then, of course, there was the poor guy with no arms and no legs who is STILL sitting outside my door. His name, of course, is Matt...

But speaking of armless, legless water skiing, I remember a touching romantic story I once heard...

There was this guy walking along the beach when he happened upon, a young woman sitting on the beach crying... So, being the compassionate guy that he was, he asked her, "Why are you crying? Are you ok?". "No," she repies, "can't you see I don't have any arms or legs? I've never even been hugged..." and she cries some more. So, he picks her up and holds her close, enfolding her close to his chest giving her a great big hug. As she's in his arms, she whispers, "I've never been kissed, either." so, he cups her chin in his hand and kisses her gently... When he stops, she looks at him and says, "Well, you know, I've never been f**** either..."...

So, he threw her in the ocean and said, "Well, NOW you're f****!!!!"...

tee hee... ;0)

[irishtenor]

Bill is in the mail. Doug is in a hole. Filbert is up a tree. Mike is at the podium. Jack is in the trunk. John is in the bathroom. ETC. What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he ain't going to come, anyway. What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.