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Hijackers Suprised to Find Selves In Hell
The Onion ^
| 09/26/2001
| The Onion
Posted on 09/25/2001 6:56:35 PM PDT by TrappedInLiberalHell
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The Onion does for political incorrectness what Bill Maher only aspires to. They've got several 'stories' related to the WTC and Pentagon hijackings this week.
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
All of their women are virgins, because a "member" must be more than 1" in length to "devirginize".
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
I know I shouldn't be laughing, but...
Guffah!
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
soon Osama will be joining his pals.
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Yep, it never fails. Satan is the master of deception...and he lied to them.
sw
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posted on
09/25/2001 7:03:36 PM PDT
by
spectre
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
All nineteen skyjack terrorist really got to paradise expecting virgins and there waiting for them was Joe and Mickey and Roger plus Lou and The Babe, all smiling, standing there with their bats
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
This is astonishing. Who could have imagined finding something funny to write about this horror? Yet the lunatics at The Onion seem to have pulled it off.
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posted on
09/25/2001 7:09:54 PM PDT
by
ArcLight
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Gee, I knew the fellows over at the Onion were really imaginative but....I can only think psychotropic drugs are needed and quickly!
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posted on
09/25/2001 7:10:08 PM PDT
by
FormerLib
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
"Exacerbating the terrorists' tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant"
I will never stop laughing!!!!
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posted on
09/25/2001 7:11:50 PM PDT
by
Sooner
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
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posted on
09/25/2001 7:17:43 PM PDT
by
oldvike
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
bump
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Yeah, I bet all the terrorists were very surprised when they discovered that murdering innocent people doesn't get you into heaven.
DUH!The gates of Hell better swing wide open because a great big load of murdering Taliban terrorists are one the way, courtesy of the US military. Osama bin Damned will be leading the way.
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Wanna know one more reason why those maniacs will never destroy us? Imagine their society producing something like The Onion. Only in America, baby!
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posted on
09/25/2001 7:19:23 PM PDT
by
ArcLight
To: one_particular_harbour
Wow, I wonder if this place is hiring, I've got the motivation and training to deal out some hell.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Praise Jesus
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posted on
09/25/2001 7:23:24 PM PDT
by
NewLand
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To: Senator Pardek
All of their women are virgins, because a "member" must be more than 1" in length to "devirginize".
Ahem, after driving those planes into the WTC at ~500 MPH, how could they find ANY of the original member, 1" or no. We are talking tweezer time here... maybe microscope.
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