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Hijackers Suprised to Find Selves In Hell
The Onion ^ | 09/26/2001 | The Onion

Posted on 09/25/2001 6:56:35 PM PDT by TrappedInLiberalHell

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To: ArcLight
This week's articles, I've noticed, are making serious points, cloaked in gentle humor. Admirable restraint on the part of the Onion staff, but even more admirable that they didn't fold up the tent. They're continuing to do as Bush and Giuliani suggested -- getting on with their lives.

I particularly liked the article God Angrily Clarifies "Don't Kill" Rule. It's funny, and yet it nearly made this grown man cry. And I don't even believe in God. Read it and see if you know what I mean.

21 posted on 09/25/2001 7:25:39 PM PDT by TrappedInLiberalHell
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To: one_particular_harbour
Well you're reading what's left of my mind.
22 posted on 09/25/2001 7:26:33 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Well, the Onion has done good work this time. Bump for future reference...
23 posted on 09/25/2001 7:26:37 PM PDT by OKSooner
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To: South Dakota
Imagine the looks on their sunburned faces to realize in eternal wisdom's hindsite that Osama used them to sell his stocks short, doubling fortunes in worshiping his allmighty dollar.
24 posted on 09/25/2001 7:27:30 PM PDT by winged1
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
ROFLMAO!!!

One question, though...Where were all those virgins supposed to have come from?

25 posted on 09/25/2001 7:27:34 PM PDT by workinggirl
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To: oldvike
They are still down there arguing that they had an ironclad irrevocable contract with Bin.
26 posted on 09/25/2001 7:28:40 PM PDT by Uncle George
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To: Uncle George
They are still down there arguing that they had an ironclad irrevocable contract with Bin.

Well, in the near future they will be able to voice their complaints in person.

27 posted on 09/25/2001 7:30:14 PM PDT by oldvike
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To: one_particular_harbour
What this ain't paradise
And where's the virgins???
Where in h@ll are the virgins??!!?
28 posted on 09/25/2001 7:30:28 PM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
BTTT

weird but excellent

29 posted on 09/25/2001 7:31:54 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Sounds good to me!
30 posted on 09/25/2001 7:32:55 PM PDT by neutrino (Neutrino)
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To: det dweller too
Here's another view of the same event.......


31 posted on 09/25/2001 7:33:45 PM PDT by 1John
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Why am I laughing? Why am I laughing?!?
The Onion have outdone themselves this time.
32 posted on 09/25/2001 7:35:47 PM PDT by Skooz
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To: 1John
Good pic 1John.
33 posted on 09/25/2001 7:38:52 PM PDT by oldvike
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
This is priceless:

US Vows to Defeat Whoever it is We're at War With

34 posted on 09/25/2001 7:51:06 PM PDT by Skooz
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To: 1John


35 posted on 09/25/2001 7:51:58 PM PDT by Dan Day
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To: Dan Day
On the other hand...


36 posted on 09/25/2001 7:53:57 PM PDT by Dan Day
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To: Dan Day
Beautiful. I just might print that one out and pin it up at work.
37 posted on 09/25/2001 7:57:54 PM PDT by TrappedInLiberalHell
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
I've had my lurid fantasy of what to do with Bin Laden and his colleagues once we catch them. It involves, helicopters, TNT, gasoline and 20 tons of steel.
38 posted on 09/25/2001 7:59:47 PM PDT by Kermit
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To: Dan Day
That Luckovich cartoon gets to me...and his cartoon about the Statue of Liberty crying--that's my screen saver. The guy is good.
39 posted on 09/25/2001 8:04:37 PM PDT by Catspaw
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
The article about God is very good -- yep, the Onion gets it right yet again. Satire sometimes says it best.
40 posted on 09/25/2001 8:08:03 PM PDT by Moonmad27
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