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Hijackers Suprised to Find Selves In Hell
The Onion ^ | 09/26/2001 | The Onion

Posted on 09/25/2001 6:56:35 PM PDT by TrappedInLiberalHell

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To: workinggirl
They all look like Hanan Ashrawi, who makes Madelaine Albright look good!
61 posted on 09/25/2001 11:00:37 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: HP8753
Friends, Freepers and fellow countrymen, I have a feeling the torments of hell for eternity will be the least of their worries... ;-)
62 posted on 09/25/2001 11:10:18 PM PDT by goldstategop
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
There's something I've never understood about the religions that teach this "17 virgins meeting your every need and desire in heaven forever" biz. How do they get the women to believe this stuff, and to do the commands of that religion on earth? The men seem to be motivated by, of course, the promise of sexual pleasure (do the virgins revirginate, or is this a one-time pleasure x 17?), and cries of Glory! to their extreme masculinity and bravado. Okay, I get that. But why would women want to serve a god who clumps them in with 16 more women to share some jerk who blew up innocent people for the glory of their god?
63 posted on 09/25/2001 11:12:52 PM PDT by GretchenEE
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To: GretchenEE
Arab woman's "Koodooloo" noise: The Video
64 posted on 09/25/2001 11:14:27 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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To: gonzo
I wonder why nobody ever mentions circumsizing these bastards, and feeding the foreskins to pigs?

You seem not to know that the Moslems practise circumsizion.

65 posted on 09/25/2001 11:23:32 PM PDT by Nogbad
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To: libsrscum
Better yet: "HAAAARRRCOURRRRT!" 70 times over... (Star Trek reference)
66 posted on 09/25/2001 11:36:03 PM PDT by coydog
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To: ArcLight
The cartoon about the firemen...damn. Now I'm crying again...

Yeah, that one gets me too...

There have been many truly excellent cartoons dealing with this tragedy, but if I had to pick just one to win top prize, that would be the one.

67 posted on 09/26/2001 12:02:02 AM PDT by Dan Day
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To: gonzo
I wonder why nobody ever mentions circumsizing these bastards, and feeding the foreskins to pigs?

Nah -- do it the *OTHER* direction...

68 posted on 09/26/2001 12:02:46 AM PDT by Dan Day
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To: GretchenEE
Okay, I get that. But why would women want to serve a god who clumps them in with 16 more women to share some jerk who blew up innocent people for the glory of their god?

Heck, fundamentalist Islamic women are not treated much better here on Earth, either...

69 posted on 09/26/2001 12:04:21 AM PDT by Dan Day
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To: Nogbad
OK, circumcise a pig and feed the foreskin to a moslem.
70 posted on 09/26/2001 12:04:41 AM PDT by tdscpa
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To: Nogbad
"...You seem not to know that the Moslems practise circumsizion..."

Thanks, Nog! Is the pig-thing OK?....FRegards

71 posted on 09/26/2001 12:35:08 AM PDT by gonzo
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To: Dan Day
"...Nah -- do it the *OTHER* direction..."

Works for me!...FRegards

72 posted on 09/26/2001 12:37:14 AM PDT by gonzo
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To: Dan Day

This one by Billie is excellent too

73 posted on 09/26/2001 12:50:54 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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To: HiTech RedNeck
P.S. I mean the graphic in my post above was done by Billie. The link is just to her freeper profile page.
74 posted on 09/26/2001 12:51:57 AM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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To: Travis McGee
Thank you.

Stay well -Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown

75 posted on 09/26/2001 5:32:07 AM PDT by harpseal
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To: one_particular_harbour
"Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn't seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday."

Yep, I would say that is a far cry from those upteen bazillion virgins they were expecting.

Works for me.

76 posted on 09/26/2001 6:58:11 AM PDT by RikaStrom
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
"According to Hell sources..."

Didn't know the Onion had sources inside the DNC.

77 posted on 09/26/2001 7:10:15 AM PDT by EternalVigilance
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
It is amazing how paradise is promised and if that is so...why hasn't Osama done himself in it yet...

He keeps running and running and in the end he is just going to die tired!

78 posted on 09/26/2001 7:13:39 AM PDT by surfer
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To: one_particular_harbour
Thanks for the bump.

That was truly a joy to read. I am still laughing.

80 posted on 09/26/2001 9:27:02 AM PDT by SeaDragon
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